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you all dont know tragic yaoi like i do.

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Really love that Mumbo and Skizz have zero trust for Grian. He has done nothing to give them the impression he is untrustworthy, but every time he leaves the vicinity they are discussing their distrust of him

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over&over

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holy shit is that an Evbo 360™️

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the gnats being annoying

Favorite scene

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mumbo, skizz and grian immediately become those annoying little gnats that buzz around your head upon joining the sub-one club

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Fearful of strangers. Wants to hide in a small space. Extra possessive of people to the point of paranoia whenever they leave him for even a moment. Tidying up the nest in a time when if would be very reasonable to simply let it be. Guys do you think Mumbo is in heat

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Mumbo, the most paranoid and least loyal man in the Life Series, teaming with Skizz and Grian, the most loyal players. Please fix him.

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we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

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scott saying "we knew they would get back together" about ren and martyn.... he knows what they are

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THERE'S A NEW LIFE SERIES OUT??!?!?!??!!?!

WHAT TEH FUCK

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Poorly describing the life series players to help people pick which pov they want to watch

Grian: acts like he really cares about the rules but he doesn’t

Joel: probably on his red life right now

Jimmy: The Underdog

Cleo: arsonist in a constant state of divorce

Scar: just wants friends and money, but uses money-making tactics to make friends and friendship-skills to make money

Bdubs: extremely devoted, But Watch Out

Tango: least careful guy out there

Impulse: his series never has any form of betrayal in it trust

Etho: watch in real time as his reputation as a cool guy gets washed away

Skizz: wholesome and vicious but tends to mix up when he should be which

Martyn: funnyman lore guy theater kid

Scott: thought this was a house building competition. always killing himself. wins.

Pearl: watch in real time as she slowly goes insane

BigB: adhd but not in the overstimulating way. Watch in real time as he slowly becomes a compulsive liar

Ren: theater kid SUPREME

Mumbo: the least loyal guy in the whole series imo

Lizzie: doing her best to understand what’s going on at any given moment, terrified

Gem: (I wish I had more than one season to go off of) likes to make fun of people

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💥VINEBOOM💥

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I also understand slico. if my burly bear man crush brutally rejected me by taking out my eye, I too would hire the butchest butch to ever butch as my personal bodyguard and second-in-command and foster a deep hatred of twinks

yknow what i understand silco. if a big man tried to drown me i also would get super emo and introduce heroin to minority groups

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Parkour Civilization 1 is about how capitalism incentives the people living within it to keep moving up its ranks (even though it’s functionally impossible to do so), believing they’ll be safe if they just get a bit richer, only to be in a situation that’s even more difficult to maintain. How one bad fall can cost you everything, and how it’s much easier for the rich to avoid making that fall.

Parkour Civilization 2 is about getting betrayed by queercoded bitches (you are parkour Jesus Christ).

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I'm sorry but parkour civilization is just objectively funny. Everything is treated so seriously. There are vine booms every five seconds. Literally every setback the protagonist is hit by is solved by someone appearing and going "here's the exact thing you need," sometimes literally falling out of the sky to do so. There's a literal deus ex machina at one point. The running gag that nobody can do a backwards jump. 10/10 peak comedy