Hi! I'm Sabrina the Teenage Witch. I'm 27. I just want to make you laugh.
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DOOT DOOT
I reblogged something over a decade ago requesting doot doots in my ask and I no longer remember if I made a promise with it
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Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”
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my goal for 2025 is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir. Chris Columbus
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