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i am absolutely losing my mind over this article imagine living in the upper west side literally paying millions of dollars for a luxury apartment in the richest part of the greatest city in the world, you walk out of your complex with your thousand dollar stroller so connor or hunter or ashlyn can get some fresh air before their scheduled paleo snack when suddenly a fucking rat leaps into the thing like its being thrown by a stagehand in the bushes, a goblin achieving flight for a fraction of a second, scampering around in the shit and slime of the street and now its in your trust fund childs lap i am LIVING, new york freakin city babey!!!!!!!!!!!

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Death is a lonely business. But it’s really not. As death, you get to meet and interact with billions of souls. After many years of reaping, you finally decide to retire and pass on the job to those with the best stories. Describe who you would pick

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Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon “master” is given complete control and “players” must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.

Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You’ve all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn’t work. I’m begging you.

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@sleepywolfdog I know you don't like card tricks but this guy's patter is A+

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anyway, the red army robin is the best thing to ever happen to first person shooters

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Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

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I feel like I kno Fullmetal Alchemist pretty well at this point but I will never even pretend that I kno a goddamn thing about the 03 anime like Trisha is Sloth? Wrath is an edgy deviantart OC who has Ed’s limbs? Hohenheim is Envy’s deadbeat dad? Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series???

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I unno what meme this is, but I’m here for this.

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my main goal

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all the other kids see my fucked up kicks

Better Run Better Run…

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any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

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i got a rare condition

i got a glass dick and paper balls

every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away

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I’m losing my shit avhsqafgshssb

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i want to meet her