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there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face
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"not all men" you’re right, Flea would never do that
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WHO THE FUCK WAnts to lay in bed with me and kiss a lot
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If a guy ever insists that you two have sex without a condom just smile really big and get teary eyed and emotional and start talking about how excited you are that he wants to have a baby with you and when he tries to interject and say that’s not what he meant, just talk loudly over him about possible baby names.
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when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

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