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“What do you call a fake noodle?” - candothisallday-sgr
A gook pilot delivering sandwiches to our marines.
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Except Noir wouldnt have let Uncle Ben die. Yeah i said it.
I just really want Noir to be his weird uncle
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He laughed heartily. "NOW we're talking."
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"Sure it will. Not like they have a roided image of morality ass kickin on their side. What could possibly go wrong?" He unhooked his holsters and placed his twin Eagles on the table beside him. "Im in it for the money and the body count kid. Try to keep up."
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"I dont really give a damn what they done. Target practice is target practice to me." He puffed a ring of smoke at Caps shield. "And if that little ring of yours is wired with explosives than i might as well stay for the show. God knows lifes too short to miss sonething good."
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"I love a challenge. Makes me think maybe somebody else gives a damn or two. Fuck it, show me." *lights up a cigar, laughs*
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“Bucky is like 98% of my impulse control”
Steve Grant Rogers (probably)
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Thats right patriot, and ol Dustys buying
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Sorry pal. I can be impulsive
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sure kid. Lol
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Boohoo
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Shit. You're on. I like my whiskey dark and groovy. Bring your buddy, if he loses hes buying.
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Damn man. Lol. Alright America. Hows about you and me go hunting someday?
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Your loss i guess. Nothin beats the sound a well placed slug makes.
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Sure pal. Don't worry i dress to match. Shields a bit much though. Ever try a shotgun?
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Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
John F. Kennedy | @wnq-philosophy (via wnq-philosophy)
Little did he know. Miss you buddy! Drink for you never.
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