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Nickyy | 25yrs | TX | Witchy Woman🔮 I do Tarot Readings for super cheap! ask me about them :)
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"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy
"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy
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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services
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every time i clock out at work i understand how the final girl in a horror movie feels
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cant recommend this enough but if youre able you should go on walks every day. like fuck weather fuck circumstance uust go outside. got rained on today and it was blissful. even just sit outside get fucked up by crazy ass wind youll never forget how small you are and rememebr everything matters
#I honestly miss that part of my life where I had no car and had to walk everywhere#I mean I love the reliability of a car don’t get me wrong#but man leaving your house and just walking for hours is so top tier
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artist Nathalie Lete painted her house full of flowers during quarantine
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