tomthedevilelis

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thekeiraknightley​:

I know it’s a pant suit moment, but you want me to stamp on you? I don’t think I’m capable.

You scrub up pretty well yourself, it has to be said. Very dapper and sharp looking.

Well, it’s always a fickle business complimenting a person you don’t know well yet. And I mean, enough man gave compliments a bad rap, I am well aware and the scorn is quite deserved and I am a rambling mess. I think I need another drink, this is the rambling stage of my buzz. Anyway - you look lovely and I look dapper, care for a dance later? Or a drink now? Or both?

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Tom Ellis by John Russo

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At the chance of being stamped as overly excited again, but I just wanted to tell you that you look incredible this evening. @thekeiraknightley

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Tom Ellis at Alex & Emilia’s Wedding, Feb. 6th

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thekeiraknightley​:

I’m team ‘anything but rum’. Usually, I’ll get a few raised eyebrows considering the circumstances but ‘the rum is gone’ in my eyes. It’s a drink that’s hard to perfect, I’m a but once you find the knack for it there’s no going back. I think that you’re right, and it’s nice to have those characters that hold that special place in your heart and mind. It’s funny, you growing up with sisters and being roped in. I have an older brother and was a real tomboy growing up. And now, like you, parenting girls and being roped into playing fairies and castles. Cannot forget the tea parties either - what’s your secret? Tell me your ways! Jetlag gets us all, once it hits, there’s no way of fighting it. It was a good time, I managed not to get too carried away, maybe a sign that I am, indeed, starting to grow up and become an adult. 

In that case I fear we must find another beverage to taste and enjoy. Though talking about it, I now suddenly find myself wanting to host a tasting. Or visit one, either way is fine with me. Now, what kind of exotic drink would you like to for a tasting? I need ideas. Well, seems like we’re polar opposites in a way then. Not that that is bad, I just agree, kind of funny. And I mean, I am not saying I am not sometimes a blubbering stupid man-man, as my former partners have told me none too kindly. But at least it really drove the point home how silly all the gender specific stuff is. I think I look quite dashing with pink glitter as eye shadow and I am not being funny, I actually do like it. Well, for tea parties, the only tip I can share is that it is all about the biscuits. Always remember that. So you still don’t feel entirely adult sometimes? Does that only show in you partying every now and then or in other ways as well? 

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twiorlando​:

Honestly, my mate, I’m afraid you’ll be more likely to freeze off some vital parts. That’s really not worth it. Do you still got your car keys or do you want me to get you? There’s boxes everywhere but the house is big, there’s coffee and there’s no snow which is a plus.

I have to admit, blue balls do have an entirely new meaning to me now. Thanks for your offer, mate. I managed just in the nick of time, but we can still do the whole hanging out thing anyway? I have yet to see that farm of yours.

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justmaxirons​:

Mmm, good question. I feel like you might need a metal detector, just to raise the odds of finding them again. How did that even happen?

How it happened? Blimey, if only I knew! I took a brisk walk into town because my pantry is still sadly empty. And so I wanted to buy some bread and ... well, I imagine while I fiddled about with my letterbox they braved an escape, the ruddy buggers. 

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enochalready​:

Ohh boy. Did you find your house keys? Did you have to break into your own home? Did someone call the police on you, because they thought you were a robber?

I did ... eventually. With time. And the worse kind of blue balls, if you catch my drift. And it wasn’t that subtle. Sorry, I am currently in a conference call while cooking dinner and am a little frazzled. 

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simplysophiab​:

Mmm, you caught me. Oh, that isn’t terrible flirting, it’s the nice kind of flirting - you know, the friendly kind. And I’m very flattered you think so. Aw, please, you took it in stride, and Alex is happy. That’s all that counts, right? You’re still my favourite devil, if that helps any. Yeah, I know, it’s funny that I was so tired and wished them a little bigger, but now I look back and hope they’d return to the small creatures they were, who needed their mum for everything. Oh, you should know, with the teenager you have at home. Yoghurt? Did they hit you, at least? Or did it make a mess on the floor, or, God beware, the wall? Yes, I am. Well, partly, at least. Ashley and Max did their fair share, too.

I do try to be friendly. Especially with friends, though strangers sometimes are lucky enough to catch a whisp of my charms, too. If I were to try and win you over, I probably would act a little differently. Hmm, well, I will strive to become your favourite something else additionally to being your favourite devil, though I realize that takes time. Did your kids have that daddy phase yet? Where suddenly mommy just isn’t cool anymore and they shift all their attention to dad? My ex wife hated that time, kept asking if I thought she was a bad mom because her little worms didn’t love her anymore. Just a phase, but it shook her a little. The Yoghurt hit everywhere. Me, the wall, the table and it dripped on the floor, it was quite the Jackson Pollock. 

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twiorlando​:

I ramble a lot when I’m the new guy, yeah. Give me a week, and I’ll be back to brooding. Eh, as long as there’s enough to drink? Hit me with it. You seem nice enough, dude, so not really shocked. Also, my someday-wifey loves your show. What can I say? The pointy ears and the bow brought some really good buck in, the movies are a great piece of work and the people of the Lord of the Rings set are still among my closest friends, so I’m not complaining. Stopped aging a little too late to still do the leggins and the arrow thing now, so I’m just gonna be the hot elf dad henceforth, I suppose.

So you only ramble when you’re new? Does that mean it is going to stop now? Well, as long as the excitement sticks around. I need to find more conspirators to help me get this town dancing. Or partying. Or doing naughty deeds or any combination of them. I do try to be nice, even if there are some people who would never call me that. My ex wife, for example, so don’t talk to her about me, just pretend you don’t know me. Hot elf dad, what an interesting description. Well, I used to be a young and strapping Robin Hood and now I’m just the lord of hell. So, anyway, are you settling in well? 

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msirinashayk​:

You Brits so get off on the idea of having a formidable Russian nemesis. It’s hilarious. Nope, just a regular house cat - you know, those really lazy ones. Imagine Garfield, just in real life. Hey, darling, long time no see. I thought you were stuck in Good Ol’ Britain for a while longer, but I’m happy to see you! I did, I felt like I should keep it alive, so it would see you again. I’d have felt bad, if it had tried out on me. Aw, please. If anything, we’ll throw a party together, so we can all have a bit of fun. 

Yes, yes we do. And since you said it - they have to be formidable - I feel as if we’ve evened the playingfield so that it’s not sure who will win, you or me. You wound me with your words, woman. Is there no affection left for your old pal that I am settled with Garfield? Not even the lasagna, just Garfield. You and me, throwing a party together? tickle me pickled! No, that’s now how the saying goes ... pickle my prickle? Okay, I’m done. No, yes, definitely! I would love for us to do that, how about the second half of february? Give everyone time to recover from the hangover the wedding will surely give them. 

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itsashleyirons​:

Oh, I’ve missed you too and the compliment was so worth the wait. I’m glad to see your face, the town has been lacking a little spark in your absence. You’re sly, but absolutely. Once the wedding hype dies down, leave it all to me. 

Never let it be said Tom Ellis does not know how to pay a compliment to a beautiful lady ... or lad. And suddenly I am beginning to wonder if the second half of February will just be one very long party. You should talk to Irina, I feel as if she has some ideas by now, too. Ah, it’s bloody great to see you! What did I miss in your life?

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moonlightriana​:

I’m not even complaining. I love this. I love being all bundled up, and also the prospect of walks in the snow is wonderful, so this is great! Aww, I’m good. Making the best of this whole strange time and since I just returned from spending some time with family, I should not be comlpaining at all! Just my mom, nonna and brother (and his girlfriend) but that was a wonderful time. How did you spend your Christmas time?

I have to admit, even I did not foresee my comments on winter this year to become this real in a matter of days. I mean, here we are, and the snow just keeps piling on. I do hope you’re doing fine and aren’t out looking for essential survival items like ... uhm ... some people?

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Question: If one were to lose their house keys somewhere between grabbing some bagels and braving it home, how high would you think the likelihood is for them to find them during this mother of all snow storms? Bugger it ... 

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thekeiraknightley​:

Pirates? Where? Nobody told me! Actually, you’re probably better bribing me with a margarita than the rum - it’s horrible stuff, can’t stomach it, which is probably why I would make the worst pirate. Not to sound like I’m kissing your ass right back, I’m a fan of yours too. Lucifer is great, but Miranda is going to hold a special place in my heard. You can do manly grunts and get your glittery nail polish at the same time, surely? I did - I mean, kind of hard not to be roped into it when it’s talk of the town. I’m assuming you have too? Cue the margaritas! 

A margarita? Well, I am sure I can remember that. Though I think I now want to change your mind about rum. It’s a beverage that can easily go wrong, but if done right, it’s divine. Even if, yes, there’s always a bit of a burn. So it’s actually perfect for this snow storm we’re having. Well, go us then, appreciating each other from afar. Makes us finally meeting all the better. I think Miranda is one of those little entertainment miracles that comes around seldomly but lingers on your mind. Gary is always someone I love returning to. Me? Yeah, I definitely can. When you parent a gaggle of girls and grow up with only sisters all that comes quite naturally. I am also very skilled at throwing tea parties, if you ever have the need. I did get involved, though I fear I bowed out earlier than my usual. Jetlag got the better of me. Did you have a good time?

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itsashleyirons​:

2021 just got a hell of a lot better! Happy freaking New Year!  I’ve missed you - you should have told me that you were coming back, I’d have had the welcome back party all planned out and waiting for you. We’re going to be having double celebrations this weekend. For Alex and Emilia, and our favourite party Pope’s return.

My darling Ashley, the best conspirator in all things party, I have missed your pretty face and beautiful mind! There, I worked on that compliment for a while, I hope it worked. But in all seriousness, it’s bloody brilliant seeing you again. Now, if I pretend not to be back and give you notice, will there be a party waiting for me soon?

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millyclarke​:

Well thank you Tom. I’m so glad that you could make it because we cannot have a party without the party king. I am very much so enjoying myself. Oh and yes I guess that is what I’ve heard. I mean Alex is the self proclaimed goat daddy, so…

Originally posted by simplygemma

I am ever so pleased to charm the partying folk. Now, do you still have a dance left on that dance card of yours before it’s all Alex Alex Alex?

I am just overwhelmed with love and excitement for this amazing party thrown by my best friends @simplysophiab and @itsashleyirons. Let's get this party started!