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ANORA (2024) dir. Sean Baker

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love when you go to the club and the DJ sets the water level up high and everyone starts swimmin

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I was going to write an in-depth review about Chris' pilot including some of it's best lines but really the Youtube comments below the video do it best

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I'm the Mayor of Bimmi Gardens

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me watching 'gratuitous' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults

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I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

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you can make gay people who wouldnt follow you otherwise follow you if you post about topping

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The San Francisco Examiner, California, November 16, 1933

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remember when i said every presidential election comes down to the absolute most checked the fuck out people in the country

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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

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alright i’ll bite. who is kamala harris

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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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This is the best idea in the history of film.

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it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation