tommyswiseau
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tommyswiseau · 7 days ago
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remember when i said every presidential election comes down to the absolute most checked the fuck out people in the country
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tommyswiseau · 7 days ago
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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight
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tommyswiseau · 8 days ago
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alright i’ll bite. who is kamala harris
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tommyswiseau · 10 days ago
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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane
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tommyswiseau · 13 days ago
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This is the best idea in the history of film.
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tommyswiseau · 13 days ago
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it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation
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tommyswiseau · 13 days ago
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#chappell roan: 2, paparazzi: 0
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tommyswiseau · 26 days ago
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tommyswiseau · 1 month ago
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i wish i was a cishet guy so that i could start a podcast and go to the gym and allow that to fulfill me spiritually. but instead i have these visions
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tommyswiseau · 1 month ago
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tommyswiseau · 2 months ago
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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tommyswiseau · 2 months ago
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Wait that’s fucking weird lol
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tommyswiseau · 2 months ago
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ALIEN (1979) dir. Ridley Scott
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tommyswiseau · 2 months ago
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I'm bored I need women to perform experiments on me
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tommyswiseau · 3 months ago
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tommyswiseau · 3 months ago
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video essays on horror be like "there's something viscerally unsettling about being put in scary situation..."
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tommyswiseau · 3 months ago
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Cats in Giallo Inferno (1980) • Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key (1972) • What Have You Done to Solange? (1972) • Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970) • Two Evil Eyes (1990)
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