tommyswiseau

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you can make gay people who wouldnt follow you otherwise follow you if you post about topping

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[tommyswiseau]

The San Francisco Examiner, California, November 16, 1933

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remember when i said every presidential election comes down to the absolute most checked the fuck out people in the country

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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

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alright i’ll bite. who is kamala harris

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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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This is the best idea in the history of film.

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it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation

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#chappell roan: 2, paparazzi: 0

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i wish i was a cishet guy so that i could start a podcast and go to the gym and allow that to fulfill me spiritually. but instead i have these visions

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[tommyswiseau]

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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Wait that’s fucking weird lol

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ALIEN (1979) dir. Ridley Scott

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I'm bored I need women to perform experiments on me