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i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

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Oh my god

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㋡🥀

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cant believe on top of all the political stress and financial instability next year theyre gonna send the kaiju after us too

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my kitty cat has the biggest prettyest most big beautoful wet eyes i’ve ever seen….. but i know it’s alljust a trick. shes going to bite me

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I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

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hating on x reader fics is genuinely like. so weird to me .wowww someone wants to imagine dating a fictional character. wow someone did the mortal sin of pretending their fav loves them.. boo fucking hoo people are dying

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Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)

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Spider-Man: MENACE

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I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref

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obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.

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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.