madd. 30s. she/her. mnwood on ao3. monsterfucker. currently obsessed with severance
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Both of them are you
Mark Scout/Helly R. Rated E [ao3] Helly keeps waking up outside of the severed floor without explanation. She finds Mark's outie to try to figure out what's going on and ends up in a convoluted situation with him, her Mark, and her outie. For markhelly week
As she ascended, everything went dark.
Then, a light different than the elevator, her back against a wall, and—
A mouth on hers.
“Mark?!” she asked, breaking away from him. “What the fuck?!”
Mark, not her Mark, moved his head away from her and looked at her skeptically. He kept his hand tangled in her hair, holding her neck. “Uh, did you just turn into Helly?”
She smacked his chest, hard. “What the fuck do you think?! Why the hell are you kissing Helena Eagan?!”
#markhelly week#markhelly week 2025#severance#severance fic#markhelly#omarkhelly#my fics#boy i haven't made a post like this in years turns out i have forgotten how to do stuff on tumblr dot com#i'm really just doing this bc i know mh week has a tumblr sooooo
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What the hell is going on? It's not a real episode, it's just been... rubbish.
TASKMASTER 19.8 Science All Your Life
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Jason chose violence for the 12th time in the series so far.
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mark s looked down mid sex with so much love it burnt an afterimage into his brain that his other self witnessed in 4k. who is alive. markhellyna nation
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I am not sure how to explain it, but this was so attractive to me for some reason
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there are many things i haven’t done today, but i have seen a beloved childhood celebrity lick a suspicious milky substance off a man’s shoes, while shirtless, with insults written on his chest, saying “please forgive me daddy I got your shoes all mucky” on national tv. im not sure what to make of that but i know id be lost without my light entertainment show #mylightentertainmentshow
#taskmaster#god i wish i understood who mat baynton was so i could really get the gist of how insane that was
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#jason and stevie having mental breakdowns every episode is killing me#taskmaster#jason mantzoukas#stevie martin
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#taskmaster#jason mantzoukas#stevie martin#just reacted to this challenge like my team lost the super bowl or somethin
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you’re easy to pretend to care about
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outta pocket alex roast 😭
#taskmaster#jason mantzoukas#i come to tumblr once a week i reblog all the jason taskmaster posts i leave
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TASKMASTER 19.05 • Maybe We're the Monsters
#taskmaster#jason mantzoukas#mat being excited that he was able to go along with jason's bit oh my god
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Jason Mantzoukas scoring an immediate own goal on Taskmaster was peak comedy.
#taskmaster#Jason Mantzoukas#this was so unfair for him they really need to do one where the person who is the mOST annoying wins#also him just pulling random things out of his pockets all the time what a man
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helena: im so sorry. i am so horrible & mean. i was hurtful to irving. & your wife is missing :(
mark:
#severance#markhellyna#listen if it was your first time in your life that you got to sleep you'd fuck helena eagan too okay
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He's only five
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