tomhardysteeth
tomhardysteeth
tom hardy's teeth
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madd. 30s. she/her. mnwood on ao3. monsterfucker. currently obsessed with severance
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tomhardysteeth · 1 month ago
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Both of them are you
Mark Scout/Helly R. Rated E [ao3] Helly keeps waking up outside of the severed floor without explanation. She finds Mark's outie to try to figure out what's going on and ends up in a convoluted situation with him, her Mark, and her outie. For markhelly week
As she ascended, everything went dark.
Then, a light different than the elevator, her back against a wall, and—
A mouth on hers.
“Mark?!” she asked, breaking away from him. “What the fuck?!”
Mark, not her Mark, moved his head away from her and looked at her skeptically. He kept his hand tangled in her hair, holding her neck. “Uh, did you just turn into Helly?”
She smacked his chest, hard. “What the fuck do you think?! Why the hell are you kissing Helena Eagan?!”
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tomhardysteeth · 2 months ago
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What the hell is going on? It's not a real episode, it's just been... rubbish.
TASKMASTER 19.8 Science All Your Life
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tomhardysteeth · 2 months ago
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Jason chose violence for the 12th time in the series so far.
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tomhardysteeth · 2 months ago
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mark s looked down mid sex with so much love it burnt an afterimage into his brain that his other self witnessed in 4k. who is alive. markhellyna nation
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tomhardysteeth · 2 months ago
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Severance + dril tweets
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tomhardysteeth · 2 months ago
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I am not sure how to explain it, but this was so attractive to me for some reason
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tomhardysteeth · 2 months ago
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there are many things i haven’t done today, but i have seen a beloved childhood celebrity lick a suspicious milky substance off a man’s shoes, while shirtless, with insults written on his chest, saying “please forgive me daddy I got your shoes all mucky” on national tv. im not sure what to make of that but i know id be lost without my light entertainment show #mylightentertainmentshow
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tomhardysteeth · 2 months ago
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tomhardysteeth · 2 months ago
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you’re easy to pretend to care about
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outta pocket alex roast 😭
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TASKMASTER 19.05 • Maybe We're the Monsters
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tomhardysteeth · 2 months ago
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Jason Mantzoukas scoring an immediate own goal on Taskmaster was peak comedy.
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tomhardysteeth · 2 months ago
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helena: im so sorry. i am so horrible & mean. i was hurtful to irving. & your wife is missing :(
mark:
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tomhardysteeth · 2 months ago
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He's only five
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