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thinking john mulaney is cute makes me feel like a nuclear housewife having a crush on the weatherman

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multiple ear piercings is the only answer

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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

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Trans safety > cis feelings

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since all kinds of vintage/older things have been making combacks can tech companies bring back colorful clear plastic that shows the insides? that would be so sexy

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come pick up your boy he’s analyzing homoerotic subtext again

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nicky, who is finally alone with neil for once: so here is my tragic backstory, here are the twins’ tragic backstory, and how our relationship is complicated, also love is the most important thing in the world, you cannot rely on exy all your life because it will never be enough you need someone to hold you up and make you stronger

neil, just trying to do his math homework:

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oh to be a cat in a blanket-filled basket!!

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i care rly dearly abt silly things but they make me happy so thats ok

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Winnie the Pooh loves your pronouns