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just realized theyre supposed to represent the four humors

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As a general rule of fantasy and sci-fi naming, the closer to the back half of the alphabet the average letter in their name is, the eviller they are. A name that doesn't contain any consonants north of R is poison frog colouration. If it uses Y as a vowel in a non-terminal position you're basically fucked.

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hey man how you doing? ah yeah no it's just when I speak out loud I can write just fine

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dude why do you have The Killer as your emergency contact

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'old friend' is about the homosexualest thing you can call somebody. you might as well be fingering them

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You ever think about how much of a powerful metaphor it is to tell a loved one you'll "keeping the home fires burning" when you both come from a place of perpetual cold as far from the sun as it could possibly be, barely seeing the light of day, down in cold dank shafts (heh) where heat is life and they're all starved for it? I'm not well everyone

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People who hate Frodo Baggins are my enemy. "He didn't do anything and was useless"--yeah, okay, so what you're not understanding is that he was the sacrificial lamb. He endured physical, mental, and emotional torment that got worse and worse as his will broke. Everyone knew this. EVERYONE KNEW THIS. That's why everyone was devastated about it. Because Frodo was the most innocent among them, that was the entire point. He represented ordinary peaceful people being destroyed by the horrors of war. And as a hobbit he also represented some of the last vestiges of magic in what was basically a post magic apocalypse.

Frodo was basically an innocent puppy thrown into the Torment Nexus so that EVERYONE ELSE could maybe have a hope of surviving. And he did that willingly. HE DID IT OF HIS OWN FREE WILL, KNOWING IT WOULD RUIN HIM.

Frodo haters won't see the light of heaven

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You have my gun

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ugh, the hero keeps talking about being a pacifist who'll never stoop to my level and i'm starting to get worried that she's gonna sentence me to 1000 years in the torment crystal instead. i heard her mentor talking about mirror dimensions the other day and i'm gettin worried. next time she has a gun i'm gonna try and pull the ol' "you wouldn't shoot me, you don't have the guts" trick and hope it works.

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the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

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the conceptual appeal of the tower to me is that it's a way of burying yourself alive by going upwards

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self isolation goes against the natural human instinct to be around other humans which means that the self isolated loser is the most psychically advanced being and is the most likely to develop psionic powers of some sort

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wrote this in my notes app because I was on a flight and didn’t have wifi and then forgot about it

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Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

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rephrasing a sentence to avoid having the same word twice in a row literally feels like adjusting yr stride so you step on the pavement cracks the right way

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