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Yita Skeeter
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tom-riddle-in-the-middle · 3 months ago
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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tom-riddle-in-the-middle · 3 months ago
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I think some people forget that some literature and some media is meant to be deeply uncomfortable and unsettling. It's meant to make you have a very visceral reaction to it. If you genuinely can't handle these stories then you are under no obligation to consume them but acting as if they have no purpose or as if people don't have a right to tell these stories, stories that often relate to the darkest or most disturbing parts of life, then you should do some introspection.
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tom-riddle-in-the-middle · 3 months ago
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Going to need this guy's lawyer
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tom-riddle-in-the-middle · 3 months ago
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tom-riddle-in-the-middle · 3 months ago
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Beautiful cow who is mooing at you
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tom-riddle-in-the-middle · 3 months ago
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I cannot express how much I adore dappled shadows formed by sunlight in paintings and photography and in real life
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tom-riddle-in-the-middle · 3 months ago
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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't
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tom-riddle-in-the-middle · 4 months ago
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JK Rowling: I hate drarry shippers
JK Rowling: I wanted Harry to end up in a relationship that paralleled jily
JK Rowling: anyway here’s the scene I wrote of lily meeting james for the first time which parallels harry meeting draco for the first time and during which James repeats some of draco's dialogue nearly verbatim in a presumably intentional callback
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tom-riddle-in-the-middle · 2 years ago
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romeo and juliet (act one, scene five) but gay and at the skatepark
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tom-riddle-in-the-middle · 2 years ago
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When r u adding grandpas to ur game
the answer to this like many other things is: once i've found the funniest way to handle it
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tom-riddle-in-the-middle · 2 years ago
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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute
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tom-riddle-in-the-middle · 2 years ago
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one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.
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tom-riddle-in-the-middle · 2 years ago
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Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.
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tom-riddle-in-the-middle · 2 years ago
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I said something once and it didn’t really go very well
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tom-riddle-in-the-middle · 2 years ago
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the serve
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tom-riddle-in-the-middle · 2 years ago
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Technically, Hermione did help by keeping Harry and Ron alive for the past few years.
If you kiss two of the Golden Trio then you have to kiss all three, I don’t make the rules, Fleur!!
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tom-riddle-in-the-middle · 2 years ago
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Draco Malfoy definitely picked this outfit.
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