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Loved this!

Is it me or is it giving Remus Lupin vibes?

Tagging my lovely @somewereinthegalaxi and @🫵 (person behind the screen, yesh 'm talking about you)

No pressure as always ~

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Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldn’t that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear

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Dear Mr. Gaiman, Please explain one moment in the Good Omens, when Aziraphale was imprisoned during the French Revolution, why he could not free himself from the chains? Why did Crowley do it? Is Aziraphale that vulnerable?

Not at all.

He could have miracled away the paint-gun stains too, if he'd wanted to. But you saw the expression on Aziraphale's face when Crowley turned up in the prison cell, and when Crowley vanished the paint-stains. It was the happiest he had been in ages.

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I mean, it’s actually not funny. Stoats were introduced to New Zealand by idiots who brought them to try and deal with the rabbits they had previously introduced to New Zealand, who were breeding like rabbits. And the stoats went “hurrah! A land where birds have no predators and some of them even lay their eggs in burrows! Let us feast in this new land!” So dealing with stoats is a real problem.

But Stoat on the Loose is such a great title. And it’s obviously followed up by Stoat on the Loose 2: Stoat in the Big City and Stoat on the Loose 3: Stoats in Space.

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(with the exception of the wonderful existing characters!) when will casting for season 2 begin?

About 15 months ago.

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kidnapper: we have your son

wymack: which one??

kidnapper: short, redhead, made one of my guys cry

wymack: neil? goddamn it not again

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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

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going insane thinking about eli/victor .... god didn’t save you i did .... all victor had to do was lie all eli had to do was smile ... if eli was a hero then victor was a villain ..... i want to belive that theres more we could be more we could be heroes ........... we could be dead thats a risk everyone takes by living ..... victor didnt want to run while eli was too busy flying ...... victor vale was not a sidekick ... i watch you its like watching two people .... i dont want to be forgotten ....... you’re not an avenging angel you’re a science experiment .... we are all immortal until proven otherwise ..... i hope victor hurts him alot ...... after ten years of waiting it was victor’s turn to get into eli’s head .......... whats his power? self righteousness .. he doesn’t know you like i do. no one ever has ......... ’run‘ thought victor ’chase me’ eli responded ..... victor was forced to look at it eli was well and truly dead the knowledge knocked victor off balance .. eli had made a mistake he wasn’t prone to making mistakes except where victor was concerned ....

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Aren't you the guy who wrote about the two gay angles trying to adopt a problem child?

It's been a while since I did any geometry. I'm afraid I no longer remember if the gay angles are the ones above or below 180°.

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How do you make people fall in love with you

challenge them to a duel 

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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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Chester pointed his fork at Nick’s face. “When I was your age, sonny, they used to say redheads was relations of Satan.” 

Kelly choked on his breakfast, but Nick just gave Chester an enigmatic smile.

“What do they say about you now?” Chester asked him. 

Nick gave an easy shrug. “They say we have no soul.” 

Chester pursed his lips, nodding thoughtfully as he patted one gnarled hand against Nick’s shoulder. “Eh. True enough.” 

Nick raised both eyebrows, but then he held up his orange juice and Chester toasted him by tapping his coffee to the glass. Kelly was still coughing, trying to swallow and laugh at the same time. He finally had to excuse himself and stumbled out of the room to go find somewhere to spit it out.

~~ Ball & Chain

Ever since then, Kelly amuses himself when he’s bored with researching redhead myths and spouts them out randomly to see Nick’s reaction.

“ In Greek Mythology, redheads turn into Vampires when they die.”

“ In the late 16th century, the fat of a redheaded man was an essential ingredient for poison “

“In Denmark it is an honor to have a redheaded child.”

“Aristotle was known to believe that redheads were emotionally unhousebroken.”

An Irish judge in 2001 fined a man for disorderly conduct stating “I am a firm believer that hair coloring has an effect on temper and your coloring suggests you have a temper.”

Mark Twain once quipped that “while the rest of the human race are descended from monkeys, redheads derive from cats.”

“The Egyptians regarded the color as so unlucky that they had a ceremony in which they burned red-headed maidens alive to wipe out the tint.”

“Research from 2002 found that people with red hair are more sensitive to pain; as a consequence, they need more anesthetic during operations than other patients.  The researchers found that redheads required 20 per cent more anesthetic to dull the pain.”

“ According to legend, the first redhead was Prince Idon of Mu who, upon discovering Atlantis, was imprinted with the island’s stunning red sunset and leaves in the form of red hair and freckles so future generations would be reminded of Atlantis’ first sunset.”

Nick just rolls his eyes and huffs at Kelly at every new factoid.  “Aren’t you tired of wasting your time looking these up???”  Kelly just shrugs and bookmarks a few for later.  

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Resident Evil Village by Jialuan Lee

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A post-apocalyptic slice of life 🌱

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In this latest set of comic dubs, we examine times past when Viktor and Mordecai were completely normal, everyday, not-at-all horrifically dysfunctional colleagues! ——————————— Mordecai -  SungWon Cho Viktor - Jason Marnocha Poor Sap - Nick Nocturne (with apologies for egregious misuse of your wonderful voice!) Director/Editor - Fable Siegel Editor - TheRealizer367 Editor - William Reeves-Blundell Sound Design - M Gewehr Comics - Tracy J. Butler

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Happy Pride From TMI Gang!!! 🥳

(AKA Pride icons cause why not)

P.S feel free to send requests for other flags, but only with the tmi gang cause I don’t have transparent images for the others yet aksjakakak

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Ladies and gentlemen I'm very excited to present you the first drawing of a little cards series I'm working on 😆😆😆

The series will include five illustrations covering the twp characters 😊😊😊😊

The first one is my baby Ty Blackthorn with adult Irene as the Jack!🤗

I trying to draw them older (and sexier) so they can match the timeline of twp and I'm pretty happy with how Ty and Irene turned out! ☺☺☺

I hope you like them as much as I do 💙💙💙💙

Characters belong to @cassandraclare

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