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GO APOLLO GO
SIC 'EM
EVERYONE LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH!
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America is the only country with medical debt and medical bankruptcy.
No other country destroys your life savings via medical procedures.
No other country.
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Wow i just found two new articles with headers that fucking completely misrepresent that wat Michael Moore's recent open letter said:
what the fuck man, are you expecting people not to actually read the rest of the article?
do you think people aren't going to read this part?
fuck off with that, the man is 100% cool with Luigi
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I’m covering my friends mattress store for three days. It’s boring but bearable and I can’t complain as they’ve got AC during a heat wave.
A queer couple came in yesterday while I was helping an older woman find a guest bed. Instant click of recognition and friendliness. They were on a tight budget so once the lady left I was like, “So you guys are gonna get this full for the price of that cheaper bed, one because it’s all I have but two, because gay discount.”
They were delighted by this. I went to confirm I had the promised bed in the back and when I returned they said, “We thought of something better than gay discount.”
“Oh?”
“Queer-ance!”
We were all helpless with laughter for about five minutes.
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is it just me or does the way people treat like "dopamine" and "serotonin" in modern pop psych context read exactly like balancing the humors
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In case you’ve ever wondered what being an environmental biology student is like
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And how many children are without a parent because of denied medical care, homelessness, police brutality, etc.
If you're going to use "but they have children", be consistent.
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"The curse of the Pharaoh" trope is born from modern Egyptology and not part of ancient Egyptian beliefs, but I think the Pharaohs would really dig it.
"Fuck yeah I'm gonna curse whoever disturbs my afterlife! How fucking dare they?!"
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