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The two rivals stood there in shock as they were being chewed out by such a tiny individual. They looked at each other for a moment, and then the king let out a frustrated huff.
“For your information,” he said while pointing at the intruder, “we went to the clearin’ so we’d be away from everyone else when we did this! It’s your own dan’ fault for wanderin’ in when you could see what we was doin’! Don’t you try to pin this on us!”
“Poyo poy…” muttered the pink puff. He felt guilty about almost harming this stranger, but he also couldn’t deny that the bird had a point. It didn’t seem like anyone was around when they first got there…Was there any way they could make up for it?
“Well, that alone still *isn’t* enough, is it, that said bomb almost got me anyway?” The walking eyeball shook his head. “Maybe you could have added some indicator that this place is a game court, in which I DON’T see any. Is proper safety guide a thing in your world? Because if anything goes by in this situation, I might as well be hard-pressed to say that I’ve seen the Underworld do better.”
Underworld? While there was no exact indicator that it is referred to as what the other two would think it was, mentioning the name of that supposed world alone would bring some sort of discomfort, if not eeriness for those involved in the conversation.
It was then he noticed-- How could he not recognize? It was the giant walking bird he dropped a set of loudspeakers with dance music on back in his castle undetected! And... Oh dear, whomever the other was, Eien made a mistake of giving him an earful also.
“...Ah, I missed the chance to say it the sooner I recognize you, but says the bird who got pranked with a loudspeaker.” Eien chuckled. “The reaction you gave me when I did that was, in every whey, priceless. Not that your entire castle could sea me anywhere back when.” ...Oh stars, here come the awful puns.
If Kirby could remember, though, this behavior was reminiscent of when he met someone else... But this wasn’t who he thought it was.
#To the ends of the earth! (IC)#Forward march! (RP)#A jester in a sailor's outfit (Eien)#four-4-dream-land#Sailing the wrong waters (Crossover)#(i went mega inactive for months and now it's 2023)#(sorry for the late reply! hope this is enough)#(let me know if anything needs changed)#(other than that i might be doing away with legacy post editor and move to beta after this)#legacy post#legacy post editor
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Whoa, what was that? The pink puff halted upon hearing the strange noises…and then the bomb blew up in his face.
“P…Poy…”
Oh. It didn’t seem to do much except knock back and stun him for a bit. Either that explosive was really weak, or he was a lot tougher than he looked.
“Grah…Don’t worry about that one, kiddo,“ the king sighed with a wave of his hand, "I’m not gonna count it.”
"Say, did you hear somethin’ funky just a moment ago? That wasn’t you, was it?" Kirby shook his head. It almost sounded like it came from above, but there was nothing unusual to be seen up there…
...Ah. He probably should have retreated without playing that specific command. Now he might be searched for.
But the fact that these two played around with bombs pretty much almost made Eien’s heart jump. What kind sport was that?? It was dangerous, anyway and he was highly tempted to give these two an earful!
After considering his position and what he could be in for, he stepped out of the shurbs he had been hiding in.
“Are you two quite MAD? I would have turned into puddle from that explosion-- No, my liquefied body would be all over the place, even!” Well, smaller than both Kirby and Dedede he might be, but he was an adult, alright! He had every right to be upset at the haphazard behavior from earlier.
Or so he had thought.
#To the ends of the earth! (IC)#Forward march! (RP)#A jester in a sailor's outfit (Eien)#four-4-dream-land#Sailing the wrong waters (Crossover)#(excuse this old eyeball he has yet to understand that this is a thing and that some inhabitants of pop star can more than take a few hits)
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The pace of the rally quickly escalated as the bomb’s fuse grew closer to being spent. This wasn’t their first time doing something so hazardous, and it showed. However, with beads of sweat under the king’s brow, one of his hits went a bit too hard at a bad angle, and the explosive went flying…right in Eien’s direction!
“Whoops…”
“Wah!”
The pink puff dashed out in an attempt to make a save, too focused on the bomb’s trajectory to see the stranger hiding in the brush. Something was definitely bound to go wrong now.
Oh, this was BAD. The bomb would hit him AND the pink figure! He would have alerted the two with his presence otherwise, but there was no other choice...
PON PATA PON PATA
Pretty sure there was the beat of drums, but where did that come from? Either way, the tiny eyeball was well out of the blast range, but the same couldn’t be said to the one who was chasing after the bomb.
#To the ends of the earth! (IC)#Forward march! (RP)#A jester in a sailor's outfit (Eien)#four-4-dream-land#Sailing the wrong waters (Crossover)#(a version of xkit refuses to let me trim posts >:C)#(that is unless a reblog is long enough for a trim post button to show up)#(i'm better off with an older build it seems)#(at least both don't clash with each other)#(edit: there we go! post trimmed now)
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What’s this about giving cursed gifts and nobody suspecting a thing (on top of the sabotage being encouraged further) while being given a perfectly safe gift elicits a fight-or-flight response? Is Kaien missing something here?
#To the ends of the earth! (IC)#The Caves of Prophecy (Musings)#Watching from the boat (Dash commentary)#The clock is ticking (Kaien)
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Continued from here! @four-4-dream-land
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Eien gradually realized that he was in quite an unpredictable grounds of nature. Again, this wasn’t so surprising to him because of how he handled threats that come with forests and jungles back home. All he had to do was tread as carefully as he could. If he had to fight something though, he’d make it as quick and hopefully, painless as possible.
The sound of the bombs made him turn towards what he could assume was the direction of its source, though. Was there a battle with explosives?
Oh, seemed like it came from the clearing over there. The curious critter headed over through the foliage. It would do no good to be spotted right away. Once he got a closer look at the clearing, however...
What a sight that was! It’s full of BOMBS on one side, and there were two people at the center... Playing with them?!
‘What do these people do in their pastimes???’ Eien wasn’t going to lie to himself as he thought of it-- That looked so odd, and not to mention dangerous! What if either that big penguin or the pink, short-limb being got caught in the blast?
#To the ends of the earth! (IC)#Forward march! (RP)#A jester in a sailor's outfit (Eien)#four-4-dream-land#Sailing the wrong waters (Crossover)#(this guy and a certain death has something in common and it's thinking about things they are not quite familiar with)#(perhaps a little too much of those)
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Send 🐤 for my muse to make a tweet about yours
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#To Earthend or bust! (RP prompts/memes)#(hi i return from inactivity on this blog briefly for this meme)#(specify muse please!)#(everyone can be found on my toyhouse @ Supercharger)
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The uttered remark earned a response from this stranger. He wondered what witches had ever done to the other. Didn’t help the fact that one of his friends is technically one-- But he knew she wouldn’t eat anything that still moves.
Can’t blame this guy for his reaction though, no?
“I don’t really know-- I’m but a mere outsider.” Eien began. “You do what makes you happy, though.”
“When the witches die on the Day of Unity, will we get to keep their beautiful clothes? Even if they are monsters, they certainly know a thing or two about fashion.”
#To the ends of the earth! (IC)#A jester in a sailor's outfit (Eien)#mixed-up-multiverse#Sailing the Wrong Waters (Multiverse)#ask to tag tw#death mention tw
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Really? Finding joy out of painful memories? Someone must have no regard for the life of another.
#To the ends of the earth! (IC)#The Caves of Prophecy (Musings)#Watching from the boat (Dash commentary)#A jester in a sailor's outfit (Eien)#expvrgction#(hi i have a shameless plug for this blog)#(and also another multimuse blog i run from a different account because why not)
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KAYO TANIPON
Nobody really knows how this nimble and elusive Patapon appeared in Rolitoland as she is apparently one of a kind. She is occasionally seen wearing the Mask of Yishtin, though she rarely ever wears it outside battles (especially in cold climates) despite her status as a Hero unit– Stuff like that messes with her memory, as do all masks. A big fan of pikes, Kayo has a collection of them in her own hideout.
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RULES (For mobile users)
(These rules are (mostly) copy-pasted from an RP sideblog to an entirely different main blog, with the exception of the passphrase.
Last updated on January 5th, 2023. Rules are subject to change without notice, so check back every now and then.
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Mun is 29 and female. Muses are over 18 unless otherwise stated. Take note that I reserve the right to accept or deny any interaction at any time, and for any reason, based on the rules stated below and/or factors otherwise not stated here for my own comfort, wellbeing and safety. I also reserve the right to add or remove anyone from my role playing space on the same grounds, as well as the right to refuse giving any reason should you be hard-blocked. If I don’t want to have you anywhere near my text role playing environment, respect that decision and move on.
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This blog is open to interaction by audiences 13 and above! However, certain topics that are of dark and disturbing nature may still be present.
This blog contains sensitive themes (e.g: wars, death, loss of loved ones, foul language), and will be tagged accordingly.
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I don’t do NSFW role plays in the public due to the nature of audience range in this blog. Don’t force me to do this.
However, suggestive jokes may still be present. These will be tagged for those uncomfortable with those types of jokes.
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I prefer paragraphed text role play, and users who can keep up with it. However, I am open to other writing styles if needed be.
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...Eien? What did you do?
#To the ends of the earth! (IC)#The Caves of Prophecy (Musings)#Watching from the boat (Dash commentary)#UK_NO DATA (Crack)#A jester in a sailor's outfit (Eien)
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Oh.
Well, the plan backfired. At least this didn’t get him in too much trouble. Everyone is having fun, but to see Souther being pretty much a far cry from how he was previously described...
“Don’t tell me I've lost my edge with my pranks. Oh well...” The culprit then decided to show up and join the dance too.
[tokeikajin] Ah, it looks like a pair of large speakers got placed into the ball room and played Caramelldansen on full blast. Not only does this happen-- A bunch of strange, walking eyeballs could be seen teleported into said ball room and dancing to the beat, as if they are naturally attuned to rhythm. At the corner of the ball room, one of these eyeballs, with a sailor's hat and waist-cloth, giggled as he hid behind one pillar. (dammit eien)
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@tokeikaijin
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He recognized the work of this buffoon-- Shuu met them way back in the day, perhaps in another time, but here Souther was, watching as those strange eyeballs danced to the beat of Caramelldansen... Along with his OWN soldiers, at that.
... However, Souther would NOT ACCEPT DEFEAT! The Holy Emperor was NEVER defeated! He REFUSED to grovel at the feet of these JESTERS! So, instead, as he popped his knuckles a little bit, rolled his shoulders... The madman threw off his cape, dramatically, as it soon rested onto his throne... And danced with them. Same little jig and all, with his hips swaying from side to side as his hands went up into the air.
" HAAAHAHAHAHAAA! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME! I AM THE HOLY EMPEROR! " ... Took it better than Davoth did.
#To the ends of the earth! (IC)#Forward march! (RP)#A jester in a sailor's outfit (Eien)#starofsupremacy#(how's that for a backfire kaien? hmmmmmMMM???)
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Meanwhile, in a different universe...
A certain eyeballed sailor is giggling. At what, who knows.
#To the ends of the earth! (IC)#A jester in a sailor's outfit (Eien)#UK_NO DATA (Crack)#dash commentary tbt#expvrgction#(dash commentary? on a different rp blog i run? it's more likely than you think!)
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kamipon’s angel
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Like/Reblog this point for a thread/plot with Kaien (or alternatively, his disguise, Eien)! If you’re multimuse, state which muse you would like to interact with.
#starter call tbt#The clock is ticking (Kaien)#A jester in a sailor's outfit (Eien)#patapon rp#fantasy rp
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i never posted this gong image? huh! here was me testing the posing and lighting before i started animating
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