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I thought it was K-Eye-le Jenner

Can you do a really shitty photoshop pun?

“eye carly”

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I wanted to know that he would be okay if I died. I wanted to not be a grenade, to not be a malevolent force in the lives of people I loved.

John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via advisability)

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Inside Joke - Leslie Jones & Colin Jost’s First Time

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I just have to say, my old science teacher looks so much like a young jimmy Fallon. He also is probably jimmy Fallon's biggest fan (Google SLARTS science lipsync battle ew). @fallontonight

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What is he on? Morphine. It’s good stuff.

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reblog this if cheese is important

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So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

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this was so cute lma o and made me giggle

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Today, I fucked up... by walking to school

As everyone knows, school can get to us. Every morning i struggle to wake up and get out of the house in time to catch my bus. This morning in particular, was very different.

I woke up and frantically checked my clock, because i was late yesterday. Through my groggy eyes, all i saw was “:45”. Typically i leave the house at 6:30, so i jumped out of bed and quickly got dressed. I ran downstairs and out the door, ignoring the fact that nobody in my family was awake yet. The fact that it was still dark didn’t bother me because where I live, the sun doesn’t rise until about 7:30.

On my way to school, I noticed that there were not as many cars on the road as usual. I kept walking, because I was just focusing on not being late. About 30 minutes later, I reached the main road that lead to my high school. There were absolutely no people or cars anywhere. I thought I was dreaming or that the roads were shut down. I checked my phone to see if i was late or at least close to being late. It was 1:15 AM. I just kinda sat there hating myself for a minute, then realized how much of a fucking idiot I was. I slowly turned around and walked home, wondering if my family had woken up and saw me missing. Luckily I made it back to my room without disturbing anyone.

Check out more TIFUs: Internet`s best fuck ups are here.

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I want to see more news like this

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I'm a geek, I power puffed jimmy Fallon. Don't judge me b