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𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐 (a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
"I beg your fucking pardon?"
"Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now."
"Actually all of my systems are nervous."
"You used to be shy, now you're a whore."
"I'm attracted to men but at what cost?"
"My wife can stab me a little bit I don't care."
"Babygirl there is something obviously wrong with your brain."
"I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun I found."
"Debates are stupid because why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me."
"Due to personal reasons, I will be going completely off the fucking rails."
"I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people."
"Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range."
"Sorry I called you a fucking idiot, I was trying to flirt."
"I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I'm actually angrier.
"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue."
"Sure I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!"
"Fuck therapy I'm becoming a knight."
"Hey, girl. Plagued by terrifying visions?"
"There's something deeply and fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?"
"I may not be beautiful, but at least I know a lot of useless information."
"Conversations are a lot like teeth, you can only have so many."
"I hate when people ask me to explain my thought process. Like hell if I know."
"Well, well, well, if this isn't the feelings I've been trying to avoid."
"With all due respect, which is none."
"You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God."
"If a demon tried to possess me I'd just be like: ok take it from here, good luck man."
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General Sentences, Vol. 21
(Assorted original sentences. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"You're such a romantic!"
"Can you leave me alone for five minutes please?"
"I take no joy in this."
"We've all got to move on."
"I know you need my help."
"What are you going to do with yourself today?"
"This place just isn't the same anymore."
"You are not thinking this through!"
"Do you have the day off tomorrow?"
"Are you still mad?"
"Do you remember the first time we met?"
"Why is it so hard to stay mad at you?"
"How badly are you hurt?"
"Is of this making sense to you?"
"I've never been so sure of anything in my life!"
"Am I going to die?"
"What freaks you out? You can tell me!"
"Smile for the camera!"
"What is it I'm supposed to have done?"
"I'm not quite as stupid as I look."
"Do you feel better after slapping me?"
"Fancy meeting you here!"
"I hate you!"
"I have the feeling that you're trying to tell me something."
"I've always wanted to know what you taste like."
"How long will this take to heal?"
"This isn't like you!"
"Is this you talking or him?"
"I did it. I told him about us."
"I know you will not disappoint me."
"I'm right and you know it."
"You broke your promise."
"Shoot him, but don't kill him."
"This is all your fault!"
"So this is what it feels like, huh?"
"If you plan on exposing me, then my only option will be to kill you."
"Do you need me to set you up on a date?"
"Does anyone know you're here?"
"Don't ever defy me again."
"I'm so glad you're home early!"
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❛ By the gods - ❜ Perhaps this is something he should be used to by now , Jedediah sneaking up on him to pitch some new scheme of his. It's a bit different here than in the Museum. There , he had all of their hiding places memorized. Small cracks in the wall or spots behind exhibits where nobody looks. But this place is so big that he could be hiding just about anywhere. ❛ How long were you in here ? ❜
Any other time , the suggestion would be met with at least a bit of skepticism. There would be a voice in Octavius' head telling him to slow down a second , because he knows that there's a chance that Jedediah's idea will end up in disaster. This , however , is a little different. That voice never comes. Instead of his normal apprehension , the first thing he feels is excitement. And as orange mixes with maroon , that excitement just seems to build until it threatens to overflow.
❛ Jedediah , my friend , I would love to. ❜
@togabcy liked for an event starter
"OCTAVIUS!" Jedediah's hand lashes out of seemingly nowhere, grabbing him by the elbow and yanking him into the little hole in the wall he's wedged himself into, nose to nose and beaming. There's a look in his eye, a certain set to his expression that plainly communicates a bad idea on the horizon - and, naturally, not a hint of care towards the unusual circumstances the city has found itself in. Jed feels just fine, so why worry? "Just the man I wanted to see."
Of course he is. Octavius goes along with all of his ideas with only mild complaining. One gloved palm smacks excitedly against the Roman's breastplate, the other digging into his shoulder with an iron grip. See his visions, boy.
"How'd you like to go out on a little roundup with me?"
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He straightens himself out , chest puffing out slightly in an attempt to make himself seem bigger than he is. Granted , it's a futile effort to make , seeing as he really can't get bigger than the inch that he stands at. ❛ I'm a Roman General. You can't be a proper leader without being confident. It's rightfully earned. ❜ He's never actually commanded a battle , but . . nobody needs to know that.
Octavius watches as the man leans back , eyes narrowing at the display. His gaze does fixate on the gap in the other's jacket for a moment before he looks away. Staring at a man's chest is a normal thing to do , which is exactly why he's not at all embarrassed by it. And the effortless smile that curls on the man's lips definitely isn't attractive , either. He's not going to let him slip by his defenses that easily. He still insinuated that he was small. That was a crime most unforgivable.
❛ . . Whatever I read will not be shared. ❜ That's the least he can do. Even if the prospect of sharing it is a little tempting , his charm is undeniable. He takes a step back , trying to position himself in a way that better suits reading the words practically beneath his feet. ❛ You have my word. ❜
" 'as i should be'? you are quite confident, aren't you? " both of octavius' guesses are correct - will is simultaneously attempting to discourage the other's snark remarks while also playfully poking him for reactions, as he is known to do to those around him.
he could lie and say he's doing this for the sake of his craft ; to write realistic characters, you have to know how people react to a variety of situations, after all. at the end of the day, however, will finds amusement in saying what he believes will cause the most interesting reaction, what will cause a blush, a clenched fist, an envious stare.
octavius, unlucky, raised his interest in inducing the first.
leaning back against his chair will's arms cross tightly against his chest and lifts it, raising the muscles which make up his chest, visible through an unbuttoned gap in his shirt. " you are a tough nut to crack, but i'll oblige. go ahead! have a looksie, " a smile, charming, relaxed. " but if you go around givin' away all my ideas, you better pray i don't find out, love. "
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Octavius would never admit it , but he has made a major misjudgment when it comes to properly getting around Spirale by himself. The nature that the city is rich in has proven to be his most troublesome adversary ―― as it proves difficult to see above the grass. Or , in this case , the flowers he's found himself trying to traverse through.
Stopping to smell the roses is important , people say. But now he's certain that saying has absolutely no merit. Not only have these flowers stopped him for long enough , they don't even smell that good. And just as he thought it couldn't get any worse , he's suddenly plucked from where he was standing. Great. His dignity is in jeopardy and his day is ruined.
He tilts his head up to assess the man that so rudely grabbed him out of nowhere , arms crossing together. ❛ Where did I come from ? ❜ He asks with an indigntant scoff. ❛ That's what you say first instead of . . I don't know . . an apology ? ❜ Any other time , he probably would've thanked him for the impromptu rescue. But this blatant disrespect is something he could not stand for. So instead of being grateful that he's no longer having to wrestle with greenery , he doubles down on his annoyance. ❛ I was minding my own business before you - you snatched me out of nowhere with that hand of yours. Where did that come from ? Hm ? ❜
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HAVING HIS AFFINITY FOR THE WEAVE STIFLED IN SUCH A MANNER is disconcerting, to say the least. To possess all the knowledge of a spell, to have all the means to cast it, and then find it fizzling out on your fingertips... to say Gale is displeased would be quite the understatement.
It hasn't been entirely taken from him. That's some small comfort. Though Mage Hand is neither the flashiest nor the most utilitarian of his spells, he wouldn't dare to complain about having been afforded this; and he refuses to let himself grow rusty ( what a harrowing thought ). The weather today is mild, nice enough to sit outside while keeping the mind sharp - between his light reading, he sends the spell out to fetch a thing or two. A shiny rock from across the street. The book he'd tossed carefully a couple feet away. He'd figured out quickly that he could only manage a few casts per day, so he's careful not to waste it, giving it just one more go as it retrieves a flower from a nearby hedge.
The flower is not all it brings. Gale at first takes it for a toy, one of those wooden soldiers children are so fond of playing with. But it moves— he gives it ( him? ) an perplexed look. "Where in the hells did you come from?"
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@incurse liked for an event starter.
Navigating has gotten only slightly easier , as the monotonous Spirale slowly gains the color it had lost. Octavius had set his sights on more ambitious things , the mixture of orange and maroon giving him the confidence he needed without the overbearing doubt that usually came with it. What he was trying to tackle this time was the subject of amassing an army. He's a general , and without the army he usually commands , well , he no longer feels like a Commander. With nobody his size ( other than Jedediah , but that's a given ) here , he has accepted the fact that he has to branch upwards. Literally.
❛ You there ! ❜ He calls up to the first pair of legs he sees. ❛ May I please have a moment of your time ? ❜
#> ic.#> incurse#> incurse ; 01#if youd like something different lmk!!!#> isola events ( colour theory ).
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@grandlance liked for an event starter.
Octavius would be lying if he said their first encounter didn't still haunt him to this day. Ever since , he's been treading extra carefully , just in case the next person he insults just so happens to be Jupiter in mortal form or something of the sort. However , ever since the town of Spirale has fallen into this colourless stupor , he's found himself a lot less prone to worrying than usual. The most troublesome thing about it all is having to navigate , like it wasn't hard enough already. With paint cans strewn about , there's also an added risk of being washed away by a sea of turquoise.
So , when he sees the man ( he's committed his face to memory , too , so he doesn't slip up again ) he makes a point of clearing his throat to try to get his attention. Luckily , with the outward confidence the color he wears gives him , he's no longer a victim of his overthinking.
❛ Excuse me ! ❜ He calls up to him , stumbling as he avoids an awfully pink foot that almost sends him flying. ❛ May I humbly request some help ? ❜
#> IC.#> isola events ( colour theory ).#> grandlance.#> grandlance ; 02#GIVE IT UP FOR ANOTHER THREAD WITH THIS ANNOYING GUY!!!#< the annoying guy being octavius.
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no , no . . let them speak.
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Octavius is Maroon.
Associated with confidence and inspiration , Maroon is the color of strength. Rushing into battle ( with or without a plan ) , fighting for what you believe in no matter what the stakes may be. The color is also associated with unpredictability and being opinionated.
this is an event starter call ! capped at 2 for now.
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i'm so lovable getting someone to kiss me will be so easy.
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❛ . . I think I'll take you up on this bet. And prove you wrong I shall ! ❜
"I was the commander of a standing army. I think it's less a skill issue and more the limitations of nature. But hey, if you prove me wrong? I'll buy you an entire new suit of armor. Throw in a sword too."
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❛ Well that seems like as , as they say , a skill issue.❜
"Once, a woman who came up to my chest tried to kiss me. It was very awkward. She threw her arms around my neck. We both fell to the ground." No real reason for this tidbit. None whatsoever.
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❛ I can be with anyone if I try hard enough. ❜
"Given your height, I think I only know one other person around these parts with who that might work out." Because, otherwise, Andraste, the size difference...
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i should be someone's boytoy by now and it's a shame that i'm not
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