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“f it we ball” BALL?? BALL??? BALL??? BALL???? THROW THE BAL???? THE BALL???? THE BALL?? BALL??? BAL?? THROW BALL?? THROW RHE VALL???? THE ALL?????

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Nah it’s actually over man I got a YouTube notification for a video called “what a pretty dog” and I started waggin my tail n shit

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There’s a bevy of otters near my house that I see just about every day and yesterday apparently they dragged a small child into the water and attempted to drown them!

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Hello friends! Remember to try to get in a veggie today. If you don’t like them, try blending them into your food or dipping them in hummus or ranch!

I really like lettuce, artichokes, and cucumber, so I had a salad with all those. What veggies do you like?

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THE LEAVES ARE TURNING COLOR YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSSSS

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Toby 🐾 19 🐾 He/Him

I’m a dog in the PNW ฅ⁠U•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠U⁠ฅ

In a past life I was a livestock guardian dog. I never really got to see much of myself, but the closest breed to what I remember is a leonberger.

I love animals, nature, novelty clocks, knick knacks, fishing, holidays, drawing, and music. I’m always down to make friends!!

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Boyfriend called me puppy!!!! He’s called me puppy in text but not in person yet oh my goddddd I was waggin my tail n shit like crazy…

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Leonberger

biiig boi :3

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Trying to kiss my beautiful boyfriend but he won’t stop money laundering

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Someone at the grocery store asked me who I belonged to and my dumbass thought “omg they know I’m doggy!!” long before it thought “what a weird thing to ask”

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Get yourself a coworker that gets you

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Anyone else seeing the Mortis Jackrabbit/Glass Beach show 2nite?

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guys he’s actually so fucking hot I NEED to chew holes in his clothes while he’s away

oh my god he’s so hot I need him to microchip me

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oh my god he’s so hot I need him to microchip me