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human: *is heating up food*
alien: why are you doing that?
human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency
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listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.
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I have never related to any more in my life
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When the floor is lava but your human needs you.
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Ribbed for your pleasure! @spl_waterhousing! #waveporn
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when you see old people trying to take a selfie with the back camera of an iphone
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