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Thank you, Mama.

Gay

-Tortoise anon

[tob-anon]

what did I just witness?

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[tob-anon]

oh…

Gay

-Tortoise anon

[tob-anon]

*Sigh* @lurkinganon0-0 @arsontheanon

anything can be edible it just depends how long you want to live

[tob-anon]

thank you, mama.

…

Hello Mom,

I don’t know if you want to hear from me right now, but if it’s okay I at least want to talk to you about my day? Sorry if it’s not…

I got to fight some weird creature! It wanted to steal my skin, but I don’t have any, so it tried to kill me. Me and Lurking survived though! It broke some of Lurking’s ribs though…

Oh! And I got Confused Anon back! Are you proud of me?

I miss you… I hope you’re alright…

Sincerely T.O.B. Anon.

... I love you as much as I can with being me, please, stay away from me. For your own good. But you did fantastic. I am more than proud

[tob-anon]

When we were homeless and getting… less food… then we are now.

Not that we’re getting a normal amount now, still…

👁️👁️

*Gives you a necklace with one of my teeth on it* :)

~ Lurking Anon👀👀

Well how thoughtful! Im sure making this must have been quite the event..tell me dear, how did you lose this tooth?

[tob-anon]

Volo non esse.

let me rest.

…how do I know that phrase…? What language is that…?

*Stares blankly into the distance* ~ T.O.B. Anon

*snaps their finger infront of her bringing her attention back*

dear, we need not a repeat of what happened before, why is it this happens so often now?

[tob-anon]

Yes!

We shall succeed in our dastardly plot!

Hi lurking… uh I wanted to check up on how you’re doing?

Hi!!!!

its been a bit, huh?

Im on a MISSION rn!!

>:3

[tob-anon]

…

Kitty…

put that old man in a situation

[tob-anon]

Yay! Thank you!

*Munching on marshmallows*

Hello. May I have… uh… the squishy white pillow snacks? Please?

~ 🪣

Of course dear, go right on ahead. For furture refference, they are called Marshmallows, try and remember that child!

*Summons and hands over way more marshmellows then they should be giving*

[tob-anon]

I will bite you.

Your face looks punchable

I’ve heard a Lot.

@chaos-the-anon

[tob-anon]

My name is Time Out Bucket Anon, or T.O.B. Anon. Leave my mother alone.

Or Else.

I’ve heard a Lot.

@chaos-the-anon

[tob-anon]

[tob-anon]

I’ve heard a Lot.

@chaos-the-anon

[tob-anon]

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

[tob-anon]

Please 💕

[tob-anon]

I have a Face now!!!!

after lots of pain, calming down the other Anons, and narrowly avoiding Mom finding me and Lurking’s secret hiding spot (Cricket and Ass, don’t tell)

Here I am!! I designed it after my twin, Lurking!!!

I’m going to eat food like a Human!!! (/ref)