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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

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she touch my yippee till i yay

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i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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My friend drove thru town with her baby and, more importantly, the baby Dracula book I had sent to her and it’s more hilarious than I could have imagined

There’s also a page where Jonathan is like “no wonder he wants to buy a new house!” When he sees the castle

In this house we bite and run

“No biting!” The theme here is that Dracula is a recalcitrant toddler. With a stuffed dragon

“That night, everyone slept very well.”

Perfection. Zero notes. I can’t believe I can send this to a baby and no one can stop me. Sorry, your baby is a new hilarious flavor of Dracula nerd now

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hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom get it hot like hello jon apologies for the deception but i wanted to make sure

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Giant Siphonophores really out here doing the most, and somehow also the least

Love to sea it

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Who up siphoning they phore

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Sleepy Safehouse Sketches

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Just a reminder that Vincent van Gogh did not eat yellow paint to make himself feel happy, he ate paint, and drank different chemicals because he was suicidal and this is why he was not allowed in his studio while having breakdowns. He also did not paint starry night and his other great works because he was depressed, he painted most of them while he was in recovery and demonstrated his hopefulness and love of the world through this. Most of his great works were painted from his room at a hospital. Van Gogh’s depression should not be glorified. His hope and effort toward a better life, as well as his recovery from depression should be glorified.

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"Demure" "mindful" you are DETRIMENTAL TO THE WAR EFFORT OF KING COLE

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"Demure" "mindful" you are DETRIMENTAL TO THE WAR EFFORT OF KING COLE

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"Demure" "mindful" you are DETRIMENTAL TO THE WAR EFFORT OF KING COLE

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"Demure" "mindful" you are DETRIMENTAL TO THE WAR EFFORT OF KING COLE