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The batfam playing 2 truths and a lie

Tim: I stalked Batman for years, my eyes are green, and Ra's al Ghul has my spleen in a jar somewhere.

The rest of the batfam:

Dick: ...your eyes are blue.

Damian, muttering to himself: so that was Drake's spleen. Interesting.

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Jason Todd, getting 'surprise adopted' by Batman, who is apparently also Bruce Wayne, the lovable idiot billionaire:

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HC that Bruce often looks to Alfred for support while he's chewing out one of his kids for something stupid and the butler just shrugs and goes, "Nothing worse than what you were up to at that age, Master Bruce."

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Part 7! Next part with more of Bruce, Ollie, and more's reactions will be out soon!

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I don’t even ship Valgrace, but I still thought this was really funny.

(Also this is a really quick sketch so sorry for the poor quality.)

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we're settling this rn

Jason knew Leo was alive when he died

Lester told Jason that Leo was alive

(Page 204-205 of the burning maze) "When I casually mentioned that Leo was alive and well and presently on a mission to camp Jupiter, all the electrical outlets in the room sparked. Jason looked at Piper, stunned."

not only did Jason find out Leo was alive DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FLIPPING OUTLETS?????

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There comes a time in every Robins life where they realize that crying will actually get them out of this.

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Jason's emergency contact is "anyone but Bruce" but folks only read "Bruce" and call him anyway

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just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

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(Will,Jason and Annabeth are talking nearby Nico,Percy,Leo and Frank)

Frank:So, who is going out with who?

Nico,Leo and Percy:The blonde one's mine. Frank:

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can't believe people will see bruce in dc superhero girls and still ship him with catwoman... at this point ur joking. he's gay

last pic is a fanart by quic!!! but actually is canon i don't make the rules

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POV you're an 8-year-old circus boy hiding from your first thunderstorm in Gotham and the weird emo man you live with tells you his cape will protect you from anything

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batman doesn't have a utility belt. it's just his kids hiding under his cape passing him things. like occasionally vindictive toodles passing mousekatools

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this is the funniest possible thing Rick could have Hades say in this situation, given some nebulous time a couple of months before this, Hades gifted his son a zombie to "help him make friends." 10/10.

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Jason, concussed, trying to keep up with Dick's stream of consciousness story: "Where the hell did he go?"

Dick, who has somehow teleported so he's walking on his hands on the windowsill: "And I wanted to tell Bruce to shut the fuck up about that--"

Jason: "Sounds about right." *blinks and Dick's gone*

Dick: "Are you even listening?"

Jason, turns because Dick's now balanced on the edge of the kitchen island: "And did you actually say that to Bruce, or--" *realizes Dick is gone*

Jason: *turning so fast he almost falls off the couch*

Dick, balancing one handedly on the single chair left in Jason's warehouse: "Careful now. Your icepack fell under the couch."

Jason:

Dick: "Anyways, how's your concussion?"

Jason: "Oh shut up. Stop pretending to care about my head injury!"

Dick: "Pretending?? I do care, you asshole."

Jason, chucking the icepack at him: "Then stop trying to give me another one!"

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i get up on stage, i grab the microphone and say "regulus black loves to be held and comforted" the crowd boos and throws tomatoes at me.

"they're right, he loves to be comforted and held and affirmed" someone exclaims, i turn to see. there he is.

James Potter

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Robin tradition - Batman: Uncovered (2024) - Issue #1