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“I promise you all… one day, I will be faster than the Reignbow's Lux Arrow. One day, we shall no longer have to witness the falling of stars.” “A doctor's life belongs to his patient. I cannot leave this world before she's cured.” “He says the general is his patient, but I think the general is actually his doctor.”
— ⟢ THE YAOQING ✧ FEIXIAO, JIAOQIU, and MOZE ⟣ —
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This user has idiopathic hypersomnia
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when will twitter phannies and tumblr phannies come together to fight our real common enemy. dan and phil
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what's boobies. heheh i'm a visual learner by the way *someone shows me their boobs* jesus christ what the fuck is that
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do u think Tinkerbell ever just fuckin bit people? she's tiny, angry, and easily mistaken for an insect, surely she gave into that tempation
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So close LibreOffice! The word I was looking for was arsenal.
Thanks for the suggestion though.
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my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

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has anyone noticed that to clean smth u often have to get smth else dirty
massively fucked up
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