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love it when movies are under 1h 40m like yes girl get to the point

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This is one for the OGs

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I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

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nothing i can add to this would make it funnier than it already is

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The last time I left my house was 17 days ago and on that day I walked past a man who was sitting in his car with the windows open and as I walked past, someone on his radio said “now sports! sports is, there are no sports”

That was the last day of Massachusetts

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I remember a more innocent time, when two bros would chill in a hot tub, six feet apart, not because of a global pandemic, but merely because they were not gay.

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Quick maths

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me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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Must a female led, written, and directed film be good to men? Is it not enough to see empowering, badass, pretty women going absolutely batshit feral for two hours?

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fuck valentine’s day!!!!!! fuck those adorable hallmark cards shaped like hearts!!!!! fuck champagne and chocolate and quiet music and fuck wrapping your arms around someone and holding onto them like a life raft and telling them how much they mean to you!!!!!! fuck being around people!!!!!!! fuck love!!!!!! who needs any of that shit annywa y lol valentine’s day i sall a corpo rat e ho  li day desigwnnd t capilskjtse on strihgag lo vke and j lask djskd jfsals djsdlfkajdls afjklkjdf fd

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Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

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