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when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

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sudufjfod ekrana tükürdüm

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what am I looking at

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free them

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so is it donuts or doughnuts tho

it’s deez nuts

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THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

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What if he would have checked yes to chaperoning

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This kid is going places

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venustwofacecat April showers ️ bring May flowers

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when i asked my dad about these he just said “she likes van gogh”