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D'aww! Cuties! 😍
A small compilation of the baby bros literally just perching on Raph’s shell
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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
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😍😍😍 so cute!! Loved this through and through!
🧡[ROTTMNT] Mikey x Reader🧡
"Being Friends with Mikey Headcanons!"
[Platonic (obviously)]
Reader will be Gender Neutral (Use of They/Them Pronouns)
You guys are like French fries and barbecue sauce-- absolutely perfect together!
You guys radiate "looks like a cinnamon roll, but could actually kill you" energy. While you two seem like energetic rays of sunshine, you're also absolute chaotic gremlins that feed off each other's energy.
Raph: "Aw, look at those two hanging out together! Such little silly goofballs! Innocent, little beans!"
Meanwhile...
Mikey: "You ready to throw a fucking riot tonight?"
Y/N: "Hell, yeah."
I have this headcanon that Mikey secretly says curse words when his family's not around. You and April are the only people who have heard him curse and are chill with it. His brothers would all have meltdowns if they ever found out, so Mikey made you two promise not to tell them he swears.
You guys mostly do your chaotic stuff at midnight. Mikey will sneak out of the lair when everyone's asleep and head to your house and text you stuff like, "Don't be shy, let me in your house :)" as he's staring at you through your bedroom window.
You guys like to practice parkour in abandoned buildings that'll get demolished soon or in empty skate parks.
You guys also like to prank restaurant drive-throughs.
Mikey, standing in a Wendy's drive through: "I have a question: is Wendy working tonight?"
Y/N: "...Dude, I think they're closed."
Mikey: "Yeah, me too."
Sometimes, Mikey'll also bring an old bag full of spray cans so you can do graffiti in alleys
Y/N: "Mikey. Mikey, look what I drew on the wall."
*Mikey looks to where you're pointing and sees "69" spary-painted next to a dumpster*
Mikey: "Nice."
One time, Leo caught Mikey sneaking out of the lair.
(it was one of those nights for him, y'know? When his insomnia kicks in and he can't go back to sleep.)
Leo: "Michael, what are doing up at this hour?"
Mikey: "...Y'know, I could ask you the same thing."
Leo: "I ASKED FIRST!!"
After Mikey told him he's been sneaking out of the lair at midnight to hang out with you, he was really scared for his life. He thought Leo would snitch on him to his brothers and father and they would never allow Mikey to visit you again and set a really unfair curfew and-
But that never happened because Leo was really chill.
Leo: "I won't tell dad..... if you allow me to tag along."
Mikey: "What? Why would I-"
Leo: "DAAAAAADD!!"
Mikey: "SHHSHSHSHSHS, SHUT UP!!"
Leo claimed that he wanted to tag along because he wanted to make sure you guys wouldn't get hurt, but really, he felt betrayed that his younger brother was getting to spend more time with you than he was.
(He may or may not have been involved with some of the pranks that happened that night...👀)
Burger King Employee: "Hello, welcome to Burger King. Can I take your order?"
Leo: "I don't know. Can you?"
Burger King Employee: ". . ."
Leo: "Haha... just kidding, my man, can I get, uh, a number three-"
That was a fun night.
...Actually, every night when you can spend just a little more time with your best friend, Mikey, is a fun night.
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A headcanon about Leo not being a fan of the cold at all (ft. Donnie who also isn't a fan, but can tolerate just a tad bit more)
Source: Trey Kennedy on YouTube!
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Wow Leo seriously obliterated this poor man on a physical and psychological level
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Baby owl hears thunder for the first time.
(via Robert Fuller)
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Got a question for yall! I've been drinking Chai Tea Lattes from Starbucks, which has been my go to drink from them for a long time now. What do yall suggest for coffee that is similar to that? Or something sweet to balance the bitter taste of the coffee itself? I'm down to try something new with some actual coffee in it! 💜
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Family - ROTTMNT AMV
(April-centric, because I love her 💛)
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Do you think Leo and Donnie did that twin thing where they have this made-up language that only they understand? 'Cause that'd be pretty cute, ngl.
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April: Yeah there's four of them and only one of me, but I have a lighter, okay, we get some hair spray, make some flame throwers, let's fry these bitches!
Splinter: No one is frying any bitches-
Draxum: Wait, let her finish.
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Leo, pumped: Okay, Papa didn't raise no bitch, let's go!
Donnie, not moving: Papa did raise a bitch, I'm gonna be honest with you.
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"my child is completely fine" your child's favorite ninja turtle is donatello
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reminder to:
straighten your back
go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
go take your meds if you need to
drink some water
go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
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