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guys. i just walked into the bathroom at my highschool and ava was there and she was vaping cigarettes. and then i told her she cant smoke in here and she just looked at me and called me a slur. and then i called her mean and told her that she can save those words for her fandom blog. and then a girl from the bathroom stall laughed and i heard students in the hall way clap. ava cried and ran away and now she goes to jail school

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youssef doesnt understand time. he’s led us all to believe that he does but whens the last time he explained to anyone what an hour is? a minute? a second????? i think hes a fraud and its time to expose him for the poser that he is. We dont have room for bitches who cannot comprehend the concept of a week. think about it

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Gwen never intends on moving. Every time they realize their problems could be solved by just moving, and they recognize it, and they make plans to move. or so they say. Has she ever actually made an effort though? when’s the last time she googled “houses to move to” or “how to move”. its because she never planned on it. she keeps saying she will but I’m starting to become skeptical. think about it

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cass legally changed their name to 2Dass last week to be closer to 2D from the hit rock band Gorillaz. have any of you seen their ID in the past week? their birth certificate? ANY FORM OF IDENTITIFACTION??? NO. BECAUSE THEIR NAME IS NO LONGER CASS BUT NOW 2DASS. THINK ABOUT IT

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doesnt this look oddly familiar? go back to the pictures she sent and tell me; can you really spot the difference? think about it.

All those pictures of people picking ava up?? fake. she faked them all. she’s actually using one of those weird costumes that makes it look like you’re 2 people when you’re actually just one. 

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All those pictures of people picking ava up?? fake. she faked them all. she’s actually using one of those weird costumes that makes it look like you’re 2 people when you’re actually just one. 

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Em is a spy and has a kill word. once that word is spoken they will start to kill every member of the server one by one. theres so many words and combinations of words that we’ve never said in the server. why do you think we’re all still alive? we should program a bot to 24/7 go through and send every single word in every language to see if any of them trigger the kill order. think about it

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Aicha doesnt actually know anyone in the server. She knows stef in real life??? what a convenient story. face it. she’s a discord bot so advanced that she gained sentience and fabricated a back story.  is stef even real?? theres too many holes in her story. think about it

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Abel doesn’t actually play minecraft. He hired someone to play for him and hes just commentating it all. when have you ever heard abel talk about mining? crafting? dont know which to do? hes so sick with these rhymes youd think he has the flu. think about it

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emmelie isnt actually homophobic. everytime they talk about gay people its alwats about how they hate them but yet they watch yuri on ice??? make it make sense. I think, and now this is a stretch, that emmelie is actually homophobic AND GAY. YES. THERE I SAID IT. FINALLY SOMEONE WAS BRAVE ENOGH TO PUT IT INTO WORDS. THINK ABOUT IT

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kay never learned how to type. they just slam their head on to the keyboard (or should i say kayboard) and use auto correct to make words happen. the ai software is just so advanced that they form proper sentences. Why else would she make that many puns? because its not her whos making them. think about it.

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if you stab emmi she turns into rice. I dont know why. shes not made of rice. but its what I think happens when you stab her. Has anyone ever stabbed her and have her not turn into rice??? think about it.

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em secretly finds bald men incredibly attractive and is trying to signal to us by talking about solas. you’re not slick. think about it

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I think stef is actually pretending to kin lloyd just to be oppressed like other kinnies are. shes never known what it's like to be a minority in her life so she wants to experience. Think about it

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None of the last supper members actually know jesus. think about it

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em is actually a vampire. why do you think they talk about vampires so much? it’s to throw us off their track! have you ever seen them outside in day light???? no. didn’t think so

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league doesnt even exist. youssef made it up to confuse and hurt all of us into thinking he's smarter than he actually is. which, in a way, makes him smart, dont you think?