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Home Schooled Children Done Wrong

So, I have nothing against home schooling… … … Oh who am I kiddin, of course I do! I have worked at my job for almost a decade now. The place I work is extremely religious and ran on religious principles. Also, they take really good care of the employees with benefits and such, and it’s actually a great place to work. There are several , what I call normal, people working there… like me, which are not super religious. However, the company also has its downfall… it attracts those damn “Church of the Denim Skirt” people and their intolerable home schooled children. I have worked with A LOT of these individuals.

First, let me give the disclaimer ok. It is possible for home schooling to be done correctly. One of my best friends was raised and educated this way through elementary and junior high… and he is actually normal. I actually have several friends that were home schooled and turned out ok. And, a couple turned out ok after learning bad habits from me. So, the thing all the good ones have in common… descent parents! Not necessarily religious, but wholesome and humble.

Bad Parenting!

"...parents that are as arrogant and self-righteous as they are… it’s where their little bastards learn it."

Well then, I’ll start my rant there… parents! The thing that all the “little fucker” home schooled children have in common are parents that are as arrogant and self-righteous as they are… consequently, it’s where their little bastards learn it. A lot of fathers, of home schooled children, work where I do. It’s so fucking annoying, cause their little club will hire outside the company rather than promote well deserving employees. And most of the time the arrogant pricks they hire are not qualified and don’t have the experience, they get the job solely because their buddies and are of the same cult. Then they hire all of their little fucker children to work for them. Why is it every other place of business recognizes this as a conflict of interest?

Socially Retarded

One of the big issues with this liitle cult is that while the parents are home schooling their children, they are not getting the social lessons they need. The only social interaction they get is with their siblings. This makes them “Socially Retarded”. Due to the only social interaction they get growing up is either mommy and daddy or their brothers and sisters. Then, when they get older, they go out in the world and treat everyone like they did their siblings growing up… because that’s all they know. And you don’t want to treat the guys you work for, or with, like your siblings… trust me, it doesn’t go well… I’ve dealt with it a lot.

There are things you need to know that you can’t learn from mommy and daddy, things you need to learn about from peers, things that prepare you for the world, not just their little cult bubble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqCtIL9ZPSQ

Home Schooled Children Behind the Social Curve

"Age minus 5 years. And I guarantee that it applies every time."

Us, normies, look at these guys that are 21-23 years old and can’t believe how naïve and immature they are. So, I came up with a very simple formula: Age minus 5 years. And I guarantee that it applies every time. When dealing with home schooled children, they are 5 years behind someone else their age, both mentally and socially. Therefore, I have to remind myself that I’m dealing with arrogant and ignorant teenagers.

Example, I work with a 23 year old fucker that drinks chocolate milk and thinks that’s what real men drink... he actually said that to me. He has never tasted, or entertained the idea of tasting, a beer. This same prick brags about how he is debt free… ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?!?!? You haven’t lived or dealt with shit yet and come out of it to label yourself debt free. You still live at home you little shit! And he says, “I have bills, I pay my parents $100 rent a month”… when he said that, I felt like Roger Rabbit had just taken a shot of whiskey, I wanted to lose my shit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IBkvs2LEPA

Arrogant and Ignorant

In addition, this person thought it would be a good idea to join us “normies” at break, then started telling me how to raise my daughter and treat her “suitors” when she’s “of age”, but until then I should control her, keep her from socializing, and she’s already doomed because she will go to a public school… I replied, “You have no idea what your talking about. She is not a robot, I cannot control every part of her. I will be involved in every aspect of her life and parent her.” He said, “That’s the problem with parents today…” and I cut him off before he could continue, “You need to bite your tongue and not tell me how to do something you don’t know anything about! I want her to socialize and have peers, and I don’t want her to be socially retarded like you.”

I’ll keep with this same guy. He has no idea how to talk to or act around females. I’ve seen him, he still acts arrogant, self-righteous and sarcastic… The only way he knows how to talk to girls is from the way he talks to his sisters, and you can see in the girls face how disgusted she is. Hell, the only way he could get a date for our company Christmas banquet was for his buddy to loan him his wife for the evening… that actually happened... for real... I'm not making this up... FUCKING WEIRD!!! FUCKING CULT!!!

Failed Examples

"Their too weird and awkward to marry young, no woman will have them."

Furthermore, the parents of these home schooled children all married super young, the wife stays at home and takes care of and teachers the children. They have tons of kids, its common at my job for people to have 6+. I work with 3 people that have 9 or more (a topic for another day). But, how good is your little cult when none of your children are able to follow in your footsteps? Their too weird and awkward to marry young, no woman will have them. They aren’t pumping out children like your example, and its because you’ve handicapped them with the wrong home schooling.

They look up to you and want to be like you, they can’t because you fucked them up… since you couldn’t give them the adequate attention a child needs because you’ve had 9 kids. Your irresponsible and your arrogance and self-righteousness has affected and ruined your next generation.

-Titus-

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Thanksgiving 2016

Worthless Family Members

It was that time of year again… Thanksgiving, football, awesome food, and… family, UGH! Half my family are good and decent people, but the other half is why I dread get togethers. If it wasn’t for my grandmothers amazing Thanksgiving dinner, I probably wouldn’t go. Eh, I would probably go to see those family members that live far away. But anyhoo. Everytime there’s a family get together, some trashy member of my family starts a fight with someone. Which leads to… my brother… he’s a fucking idiot and a deadbeat, druggie and extremely ghetto. He acts like a thug all the time. The reason I bring him up is because he’s a Dallas Cowboys fan… I’m a Washington Redskins fan… both teams played each other on Thanksgiving this year. And the Cowboys are really good and I knew my Redskins probably wouldn’t win… and I didn’t want to hear him be ghetto dumb about it. So, we had a great dinner and everyone managed to remain civil. A bunch of us were chilling in the living room, including my grandfather, my uncle Leonard, my brothers new baby mama, and… my biological mother. My brother was outside smoking (I think that anyone caught smoking should be put in an institution for attempted suicide). We were chattin it up when my mother (drama queen and deadbeat) said, “Well Titus, if I get much older, I’m going to have to move in with you so you can take care of me.”

Let me pause my story there for a little info about my mother. The problem is where to start, so in no particular order… She is 55, not old at all. She is however, unemployed… so that means her parents, my grandmother (who adopted and raised me) and grandfather (they are divorced but get along great) switch off every month paying her mortgage and shit. Their quality of life is severely diminished because of her, and my mother doesn’t have any problems with that. They are in their retirement and can’t enjoy it and barely get by because they are catering to her. Hell, I was furious when I heard she got her tax return and, instead of paying them back some, used the money to stay in a hotel for a week and order take out cause she felt she deserved a break… A BREAK FROM WHAT?!?!?! YOU DON’T DO SHIT!!! When she does have a job, it’s not for very long. She signed her rights away to me and my brother, when we were very young, so that she could run off with a guy that had money and drugs and raised his four kids… till they were all moved out... so me and her have issues naturally. She reentered my life when I was 16, and from then to now, tries to play mother… I lock that shit down in a hurry! I have never left either of my children alone with her, and I never will. There is sooooo much more I could go on about, but back to my story.

Confused, I slowly turned my head to look at her and replied, “Um… no.” She nodded her head up and down and said, “yeah, your gonna have to take care of me.” I turned my attention back to the game and again, “Nope.” I noticed all my family looking at me. (they always expect some smart ass comments from me) She got offended and asked why. I decided not to go the whole “you didn’t raise me, so why would I do that for you” route… I tried to not let it be about my issues. Luckily, when it comes to my mother, there’s not a shortage of reasons. My reply was, “you don’t help yourself, so how could you expect help from other? You don’t have a job. You don’t pay your own bills. You have done nothing to prepare for retirement. The extent of your retirement plan is to find someone to mooch off of. You suck the life out of your parents and you want me to let you do that to me? I don’t think so. I won’t put my life on hold for 30 years to take care of a leech.” There it was, that’s what my family expected out of me. They all think it, but no one will say it… but they know I will. When it comes to my biological mother, I am callused, cold and unforgiving. It’s one of the many things that has made me so cynical.

Well, after that she was super pissed. But only a small part of me enjoys the truth, the larger part wants her to change and better her life and those around her. And catering to her and her parents talking to her obviously has had no effect. So I’m hoping my tough love approach may work. Either way, its shit she needs to hear… and shit I need to say.

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Excessive Celebration

Excessive Celebration... My Thoughts

Ok, time to vent about some retardedness! I was watching some professional football (bad ass football! Not foot hockey or foot polo or foot basketball, aka soccer) and a receiver caught the ball and made a touchdown, then proceeded to shoot the football through the up rites like it was a basketball, THEN the referee threw a fucking flag for unsportsmanlike like conduct... ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?! Somewhere along the line, the powers that be have forgotten that football is a game... A GAAAMMME! I understand that penalty for something truly excessive like a choreographed team dance, or an inappropriate celebration like Antonio Brown twirking (kids look up to those players). Hell, I'm ready to throw flags for the fucking dap just cause it's dumb (if there was a pillow in ii, it would be the position I sleep in at night). But I think that if a huge ass person that has spent probably most of his life toning and training his body, being brutally abused every week, and has dedicated his life, so far, to the entertainment of others... And he scores a touchdown... that very act that he trains for, then he should be able to express his awesomeness with a short celebration. What's the alternative?... he turns around like robot and casually trots off the field to go do math on the sideline? Or goes all fucking liberal and after he scores, goes to the opponents sideline, and hands all the other teams players Participation Touchdown Trophies? Or when a team scores they give the points to both teams? While they're at it, throw a fucking flag on the defender for allowing the TD... oh wait, that might hurt their feelings. The commissioners, or owner, or whoever the hell they are are forgetting that they are entertaining fans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ8Pepk39es

Let me apply this same logic to other scenarios: Independence Day... (whistle & flag!) We don't want to hurt the British's feelings by celebrating our independence from them; Orgasm during sex... (whistle & flag!) You can't show that you like spraying baby gravy that much!!!! Be more like a robot! (have you ever had sex with someone that doesn't show hardly any emotion... terrible!); You won an epic game of jinx against your best bud and you drop to your knees and victory scream to the heavens... (whistle & flag!) No high five from Zeus this time bud. Instead you and your bro hug and kiss it out... you both win.

Celebration and sex is a right that goes to the victor

Celebration and sex is a right that goes to the victor. Losers feel sad and question their sexual orientation while masterbating. That's how it is. I'm kind of a smart ass and like to use smart ass actions to make points... I would like to see every player on the field celebrate and draw 22 "unsportsman like conduct" flags on every play. Maybe if the commissioners and referees get a little more pussy they would not give a shit about dumb shit.

P.S. High five to Travis Kelce of the Chiefs for throwing a flag on the referee for a flagrant missed call. I was laughing my ass off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oB4RAzNkeM

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Firefighting Equipment at home!

Fires tend to damage properties as well as the environment. Fires can easily take away life of humans, animals as well as plants. It is crucial to extinguish fires and to prevent them from spreading further and doing more damage. Fires can occur in forests if lightening strikes an area etc and it can also occur in buildings through an accident such as if electrical sockets malfunction or something in the kitchen catches fire.

Firefighting equipments are not only specified to be used by firefighters. People at home should also have firefighting equipments with them in order to protect themselves if unfortunately they have to extinguish any kind of fire in their home. One of the most important firefighting equipment to have at home is the fire extinguisher. People should read the instructions carefully and should practice using the fire extinguisher through the advice of someone who has used them before.

Fire extinguishers are to be pointed towards the fire and when a person presses a lever it shoots out a foamy substance that inhibits the availability of oxygen in the area and thus, the fire dies down. Another kind of equipment that people should have in their homes is heat resistant blankets. These can be used in different ways. One of the way is that people can throw the blanket over the fire directly and the stomp the fire down. People can also help other people who have caught fire to their clothes by putting the blanket over such people and pressing the fire down.

People can also cover themselves with the heat resistant blanket in order to protect themselves from the fire if it has grown. People can also have fire extinguishing buckets in their home. These buckets have water or sand in them to be thrown on the fire in order to extinguish it. The most basic equipment that one should have is the burn injury kit. This kit is easily available from any pharmaceutical store. This kit has everything that a person would need when he or she has to treat burns in order for them to not to grow any worse before they are properly checked at the hospital. Thus, having firefighting equipment at home is a good way to ensure your own safety as well as the safety of the ones you love. It also helps people to extinguish fires as they start and kill it before the fire grows and causes more damage to life and property.

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