titillatingtubist
Man on the weekends
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Cosplayer, musician, craftsman, κακοθερής, and animal lover. I do a lot of things and I like a lot of things, and if I were to list them we'd be here all day. I am a kind and open person, so feel free to stop in my ask box and chat if you want!
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titillatingtubist · 9 hours ago
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titillatingtubist · 12 hours ago
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finally, someone for tumblr
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titillatingtubist · 12 hours ago
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titillatingtubist · 21 hours ago
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titillatingtubist · 2 days ago
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Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."
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titillatingtubist · 2 days ago
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Naoki Ito: Urban Nature (2009)
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titillatingtubist · 2 days ago
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That is a ball from inside of a computer mouse from the 90's
"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.
"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!
"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands
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Look how they massacred my boy
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titillatingtubist · 2 days ago
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you better watch out you better watch out YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
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titillatingtubist · 2 days ago
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WHERE IS THE FUCKING TUBA?!? I AM OFFENDED!
No nuance, you have to choose. Also there is a correct answer :)
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titillatingtubist · 3 days ago
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the Federation itself as a concept is so funny because the founding members are
the Vulcans, who have been friends with humanity for years but don't seem to actually like them all that much, instead regarding them with a sort of perverse fascination usually reserved for virology labs
the Andorians, who were fighting the Vulcans for like a hundred years
the Tellarites, who don't like any of these people and whose cultural trait is arguing, and
humans, whom nobody knew existed until last century when they shot themselves into space on a heavily modified nuke, invented world peace and won a fight with the nearest imperial superpower
like imagine you're the Romulan Empire and these weird monkeys who've barely figured out interstellar travel show up on your doorstep in the equivalent of a shipping container with missiles strapped to it, kick your ass in front of everybody, and then start a friendship club with 3 of your neighbours who all hated each others' guts until like a year ago. now I understand why every Romulan on the show is so angry
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titillatingtubist · 3 days ago
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Mythical tiktok pull
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titillatingtubist · 4 days ago
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titillatingtubist · 5 days ago
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big brain only
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today's bug thing is this button caterpillar hat!
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