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im fucking sobbing why did they kill him twice in a row in the community notes

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HOW DID A BABY TURTLE THE SIZE OF A QUARTER GET INTO OUR LIVING ROOM

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This has been a PSA.

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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

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I loveee fantasy settings doing magical exhaustion:

burnt out pyromancers emitting steam and smoke

tired cryomancers shivering with visible foggy breath

weary necromancers looking ill and hearing voices

frazzled healers receiving the same cuts, bruises, and injuries of their patients

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Anyone got that art of the girl biking away from a trainwreck? I think it might be a Touhou thing. Y’know, the one captioned NOT MY FUCKING BUSINESS

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Dragons aren't real

A dragon has landed at the caravan my players are guarding in the middle of the night. Players are low level so everyone, including NPCs, are hiding under the wagons till it leaves.

Warlock Tiefling player is tired as hell and says, “Dragon aren’t real.”

Dragonborn Paladin, turns to stare at Warlock.

Everyone under the wagons, turn to stare at Warlock.

Dude hiding in barrel, pops open barrel lid slightly to stare at Warlock.

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Clearly, it's conserving energy for the next battle vs knowing he needs to go all out against you

how come artix is never as strong when he's on your side as he is when he's a boss fight

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Please listen to this sax solo that came from the goddamn veggietales larryboy soundtrack

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This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why