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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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oh dang, it's gonna take them even longer to get home in that

[Image description a news screenshot reading "Physicists make tiny model of Star Trek's USS Voyager that's smaller than a human hair"]

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i can't imagine a world in which i haven't put this video on my page

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war thunder forums

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Hatsune Miku ; Vocaloid ☆ SEGA

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Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

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Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

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the circlegirl i pulled cos of my sinful tan ☀️ whatever this is nothing. this is less than nothing. theyre actually going to slaughter me over this one. thats what theyre saying. help me eacape by matching three cherries? 🍒🍒🍓 god fucking dammit. youre useless

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'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'

oh.

ohhhhhhhhh no

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i need u to be aware that my ex-bf was so ridiculously addicted to cookie clicker that its one of the reasons i dumped his ass

this is good i love hearing i'm causing things like that

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oh by Gali have a Hahli jolly christmas