Buried alive in the coffin of who I used to be Jessica/29/she/her/melancholic (previously blacksmithanode)
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pokèmonize yourself!!!!
spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
spin this one to see how you'll look like
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so important to me that Y’shtola is a rude little beast who grew up in a cave. she just happens to look like a beautiful socialite but she did grow up with one old woman in a cave learning mildly illegal magic
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“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast
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It's 2037, you are legally required to publish at least one youtube video essay longer than 1½hours annually to keep your apartment owned by Amazon-Apple-Google's housing division,
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TIL Humans domesticated dogs before they developed written language
via reddit.com
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One thing I like to do to derail unproductive social whining is to loudly announce that my butt hurts. This is a tactic I primarily employ at family functions but is also delightful while in close proximity to people being mean to retail and service workers
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listen I know going on /lgbt/ is probably bad for my mental health in the long run but where the fuck else can I get reaction images like this
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I’ve see this posted here before but it’s still good
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The horse that i rode in on: What the fuck did i do???
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