tista-bie
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Buried alive in the coffin of who I used to be Jessica/29/she/her/melancholic (previously blacksmithanode)
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tista-bie · 13 hours ago
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asuka is a little confused about the purpose of pride month
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tista-bie · 2 days ago
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crying over this picture of a ploice toy car my dad sent me a picture of today
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tista-bie · 2 days ago
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tista-bie · 2 days ago
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awawa. awawa. awawa.....AAA
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tista-bie · 2 days ago
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"ne'er-do-well" is such a harsh criticism like bro ne'er? e'er? like youd think at least some'imes id do well but nope. ne'er
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tista-bie · 3 days ago
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edgy sword...
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tista-bie · 3 days ago
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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu
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tista-bie · 3 days ago
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Apparently the 1300 ft trash chute in 432 Park Avenue does not have any breaks or offsets in it to slow down the garbage so stuff thrown away at the top floors easily reaches terminal velocity and sounds like bombs going off when it hits the bottom.
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tista-bie · 3 days ago
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wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass
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tista-bie · 3 days ago
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It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday
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tista-bie · 3 days ago
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and on the pedestal, these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias--hope you're enjoying my kickass sculpture of two vast and trunkless legs of stone and a shattered visage! I built it in this desert to prove an important point about Society
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tista-bie · 3 days ago
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tista-bie · 4 days ago
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No need to finish it if you're not feeling up to it!! I used google-sama's help. I didn't understand like 50% of it but it was enough :) thank you for picking it up and for doing so much for the series ❤️ you're amazing.
I hope you feel better soon!
thank you so much! it means a lot to me to hear from someone about it... someday i will finish wolf lord's lady, mark my words. someone has to. in the mean time i am so grateful for the support of everyone who reads it, truly. it always means the world to me to see that people appreciate my work
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tista-bie · 4 days ago
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if we made everything legal the crime rate would drop to zero. follow for more judicial lifehacks
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tista-bie · 4 days ago
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Are you Cowjazz and how does Wolf Lord's Lady end? 🥺
oh my god someone found me... um teehee... i haven't actually translated the final volume yet unfortunately, so not even i know. i do plan on finishing it, but i admit i've had uhh not the best time mentally and it's made it hard to focus on hard projects like scanlation. i'm sorry for the long wait...
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tista-bie · 4 days ago
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I hear the words "bichon frise" and my brain spends an uncountably long moment frantically overturning every memory I have, desperately trying to remember what foreign luxury car brand I have to pretend to care about in order for this conversation to go favorably. After my every mote of knowledge about cars has been thoroughly ransacked and I am on the verge of failing this social interaction, a smudged sticky note flutters into view that simply says "small white dog."
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tista-bie · 5 days ago
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