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"Let me see you (how I want to be seen)", also known in my WIPs as "Dancer Xie Lian" or "E-Ming's wish", is a Tian Guan Ci Fu fanfic I started writing eons ago and that is finally here with:

Hualian post-canon domestic tooth-rotting fluff.

E-Ming loving hours in which Ruoye gets love too.

Hua Cheng being a headache while having a headache.

Dance!

Summary: When Xie Lian woke up, two things were unexpectedly the same as how they were hundreds of years ago: he spontaneously got in the mood to dance —something that he didn’t remember happening since his first banishment— and Hua Cheng decided to hide his face.

Thanks a lot to Massie for beta-reading~

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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That feel when you’re good enough at Chinese to read the entire Tian Guan Ci Fu novel but you’re still uncultured so you can only meme about it in English

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thank you for translating the tgcf portion!!!! ive been gross sobbing over hua cheng for an hour i cant believe mxtx really Did That

NO PROBLEM!! im so glad u took the time to sob over hc like I did,, this is why I went and translated it in the dead of the night LOLOL 

feel free to msg abt hc bc I Love Him

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[translation] MXTX Interview - TGCF questions

this is rlly for everyone to love hc more TT // split by general/book1, book 3 spoilers, and book 5 spoilers via headings (though all are minor spoilers imo, except for the one in bk 5?)

there’s another question that pertains to TGCF’s comments, which I found interesting but have left out for now because it’s very very long. it’s half translated, so maybe i’ll finish it later

CW: domestic violence, Q.21 suicidal thoughts

the mdzs parts were prev translated here by @bigbadredpanda

original interview here

reposts and translations OK, but pls give credit!! twt @/uooongs, tumblr @uoongs, ig @/duoj1ao

GENERAL / BOOK 1 REFERENCES

Q14. TGCF characters’ heights?

Xie Lian 178cm (but can perfectly seem like 180), Hua Chen 190 (first appearance as a cute fresh youth was 185cm), Jun Wu 191, Feng Xin 188, Mu Qing 188, Mo Shui 189, Shi Wudu 187, Shi Qinxuan 186 (woman form 176), Pei Ming 188, Ling Wen 180, Quan Yizhen 184 (but has a very tall presence), Yin Yu 186 (but miraculously no matter how tall he is it’s hard to notice this person).

PS: Yu Shi [rain master?]’s cow is 150 without standing up

Q17. What was XL doing after his second time getting banished to the human realm? What was HC doing? Why couldn’t he find XL? HC previously swore to not let XL know he’s protecting him, so why did he decide to meet XL again after 800 years?

XL tried doing other jobs, but all didn’t go too well, and would bring sadness/strife to others, so could only collect trash by himself.

HC was looking for him while also working on his skills + earning money, expanding his power, and worked hard to become the strongest dude!

Really, it was because XL’s luck was so terrible and stuck to him so closely that he couldn’t meet HC. Actually, many times they almost saw each other, like in Banyue, and also when XL was Fangxin head priest, but both times they just missed each other. Finally XL ascended by himself and CEO Hua couldn’t contain himself and rushed over.

Keep reading

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A band needs a slut on bass to have any modicum of success

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Totally feel like she has to be in order to be a bizarre doll in the first place! So my bets are that she’s at least slightly involved w what they’re up to (plus she’d have reason to considering the whole, yknow, her and her friends being killed by them lol); either way definitely very curious what she’s up to behind the scenes and such (since finny’s officially left now and it seems that specific servant arc is done now, so we seem to be getting back w the boys now for the first time in awhile, even tho it’s technically skipping back in time to when everyone split off for their own missions/assignments to get what fully is happening w o!Ciel and Sebastian in the mean time and then theoretically whenever the other servants meet back up w them again and debrief and such then I suppose - tho I’m also especially super curious thinking now too if we’ll get anything hinting to whenever things line up for when Bard is debatably - unknown how literally exactly yet - forced out of dying by Sebastian, like, does Sebastian get some sort of way of knowing what’s going on via mystical demon power of some sort, kind of like could be vaguely/debatably inferred from the book of murder arc when he’s catching the owl for the excuse/explanation for his next role to show up at the manor after he ‘dies’)

What does she mean????!!!???!!!

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U should draw Sebastian Michaelis tho lol

I am kinda obsessed with the fact that its been so long and we still don't know the little fuckers name

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what size do y'all think separates a pond from a lake

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Ty for this, lads

It's dangerous to go alone, take this

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The Crane Wives had a secret 33 minute song that was incredibly off-putting and nothing like their typical style, and like a third way through it, it just became a speech describing in heavy detail how they were going to kidnap you.

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my little pony

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Are we nearly there yet, Tumblr?

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Someone on twitter requested xie lian + 44 (No Children by The Mountain Goats) so y’all get to suffer this calamity!xie lian doodle too

Send me a number + a character!

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catch @bonesblubs and I at ECCC today!! We’ve got lots of goodies ✨

(we are also doing an MXTX stamp rally with @syrren , so definitely stop by to hear more about that :3)

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i’m not sorry for this one