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they should invent skin picking that is good for your skin
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#oh shes SO beautiful#i love how she amps it up#that smile is something ELSE. GOD#every episode i find myself plunging further into the depths of adoration for rosie jones#but this one was especially Poignant#she was So fucking gorgeous throughout#her hair on the recorded tasks....... ahhh....#tm#rosie jones#<- listen. i know you're drowning in bitches already. but Please. please.
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Taskmaster S08E09
#AHHHH!!!!#this is the most court jestery of them all i think ahha#i love that. i love that it's so obvious that there's no hiding it it isn't convoluted like many other times#it's literally just “do this it'll amuse me” and he does. he does.#it's so so silly and the overacting is so joyful.#greg's smile#i cannot.#not to SPEAK of that last comment. mouth is shut#tm#greg davies#alex horne#<- man who would do most of anything for a laugh#and godbless for that !
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Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn
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Taskmaster S09E02
#oh beauuuutiful#i didn't remember this!#i'm so in love with both of them#those FACES.#tm#greg davies#alex horne#<- please keep eating weird shit you look so good doing it <3 so obedient <3
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The rancor Greg has for Jack because he’s rotten with jealousy over Alex’s crush on Jack is everything to me. “Come ‘round [and try out my disappointingly small sex toys]” Greg says, but he doesn’t mean it. He doesn’t mean it.
I fully expected Greg and a Jack to get along. Instead, Greg’s bonding with his gay friend Rosie. And all that sneaking kisses and homoeroticism with Alex every chance he gets? He’s lording over Jack like a silverback whose wife has caught a whiff of a rival male.
#so SO correct#i LOVE IT#jealousyyyyy :)))#tm#alex horne#greg davies#jack dee#<- this dude aint even doing anything really. he's just existing#and yet there's so much Kerfuffle#lovely lovely
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‘Ever bought anything on the internet that’s not as big as you think it’s going to be?’
#what are you SAYING.#this series is insane#love jack dee sm btw. aditionally#but like this will always be the series where greg was feeling Different fbsjjdjd#tm#greg davies#jack dee
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Greg Davies in Series 5 of Cuckoo
#OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!#he looks. so good. in this show#i love. all of him#i especially love his eyebrows#kinda feels like makeup darkened them?#greg davies#<- let me live in the folds under your boobs when you wear tight shirts Please.
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the look to the camera just before Greg reveals his choice
S18E08
#oooohohohhhh#someone's antsyyyy#i love love love love LOVE that expression. god.#upset boy!dangerous boy!! yessss!#mfer rly kubrick stared us lol#cant help but imagine Scenarios 🤭#tm#alex horne#<- ly in every way shape and form
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Andy Zaltzman is one of the Taskmaster contestants of all time. He shows up to the Taskmaster house in full cricket gear, including shin guards and a bat. He offers powdered trampoline as a prize task. He continuously dresses in costume in the studio for no adequately explored reason. He created a children's television character with the catchphrase "You can't eat ice cream when you're burning in hell." His team correctly deduced that he was being compelled to lie when he claimed to not know what velvet was. He nicknamed his penis The Nexus of Truth. Absolute legend
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Taskmaster S18E08
#LMFAOOOOOOO#i fucking love this show#i fucking love rosie jones#goddamn#tm#greg davies#alex horne#rosie jones#<- would give my Life to you. not that it's worth a lot but. yknow. it's the sentiment that counts.
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TASKMASTER S01 E05, "Little denim shorts" (2015) TASKMASTER S18 E08, "Nexus of Truth" (2024)
#i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him#tm#greg davies#<- if your smile were the last thing i saw i'd die happy
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