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#good fucking CHRISTTTT HE KILLS ME#sooooo goodlooking in this my goddddd. seeing him take off his glasses is always an almost spiritual experience. fuck#and alex looks so silly in them 😭😭😭 baby boy#it continues to be very worrying how much i love seeing my blorbos looking upset ajfnjsnfkd#tm#alex horne#greg davies#<- your frown. your. ahrhrhht. your frowwwwn youll be the death of me. you will. YOUR FROWWHNNNNN!!!!
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uh oh is it not a good time to drop off laundry or is it???
So I saw the pic on the left on my dash and was like wow. I should draw them like that FORGETTING THE FACT THAT it literally happened on the Horne Section TV show. Incredible. Powerful homoeroticism.
#AWESOME AQESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!!!!!#👏👏👏👏👏 ALL THE CLAPS TO U OP UR THE BEST#what a scrumptious little snack. wuagh.#and gregs smile!!!! arghrhhhh beautiful#cuuuuute bum 🤭#tm#alex horne#greg davies#<- looking soooo fucking handsome. god.
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Well, well, well
#AAARARHGHHHHHH!!!!!#they both look sooooooo cute and handsome 🥰🥰#alex we neeeed the twinsies post pleeease#their beards look so. especially scruffy. fruffy little things arhghhh#so fucking cuteeeee. i need to dunk them in milk and throw them both against a wall ‼#agh. baby boy. christ.#tm#greg davies#alex horne
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rhod gilbert’s work experience: navy
#oh hes soooooo fucking hot. goddamnit#rhod gilbert#<- dude with a downright relligiously powerful face card. who let him.
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Epiphany
#owghhhh so good. so good.#everything is just great. the brush is absolutely lovely the teeexture#alexs wrinkles. his fuckass expression. yeham.#greeegs eyebrowwwws :))))) he's soooo going “hmmmmm.”#fucking love it greeeat job awhgh#tm#alex horne#greg davies#<- finally getting that middle name changed out huh. we're decommissioning “denial” huh. good for her (gn). good for her.
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Drunk History UK — S1E5
#i knoooow someones already posted this on here for sure#but i couldnt find it and figured id just. grab it for myself <3#he is so ridiculously attractive in this it's Worrying.#i Shouldnt find his drunk ass half closed eyes so cute. and yet.#so lost <3 he doesnt know where tf he is <3 looking out into nothing <3 eyes empty as anything <3#all the fumbling around with the wine bottle was soooo great too#and the. the little gasp. someone lobotomize me#alex horne#<- pleeease drink yourself half to death more often you look soooo good doing it
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Greg “I don’t want to fuck him” Davies, everyone
#so so so so so normal yep.#WHICH PART GREG. WHICH PART WANTS TO FUCK HIM.#sometimes i think “this is the limit surely” and then something Crazier happens. guess i should learn to expect it in here but Gowd#like Think about it. it would be crueler not to. have you looked at him. he's begging for it he'll give you sad puppy eyes if you don't#awhghhgh and his voice got all breathy too in that way#his tone it's so particular it's like the “im a big beegees fan you know” in the dvd commentary#and like the “inflateable hottub just keeping it real”#i might think about this man too much#no theres no too much#only greg. as much of greg as there can possibly be#greg davies#<- i'm starting to think that if i don't ever see this man irl in my lifetime i mgiht like. die. shrivel up and die.
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i fucking love that its set to afx, it increases the surreality so spectacularly 😭
@elodieunderglass horrible things with legs
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NYT 2025
#YES YES YES YES YES COMPLIMENT THE GORGEOUS MAN SOME MORE#tm#alex horne#greg davies#<- so so so so so beautiful <3
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why doesn't the big british man just eat the smaller british man
#i think the big british man just slowly nibbles on parts of the smaller british man#so that it doesn't just run out all at once#give the smaller british man time to grow back those little bits#like infinite yogurt#tm#greg davies#alex horne
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"Well, you know, I'm nearly fifty years of age, so you'll have to be very close to me."
#shes soooooo me#(incorrect: she's too breathtakingly gorgeous to be me)#greg's smile actually fucking kills me#i always categorize this Specific Shade of Greg Smile as the Naughty smiles but. theres something else here. its so charged. aruhghhhhh#i think i would actually like give away all my worldy possessions and withstand thousands of years of solitary torture#just for One Glance like that.#soooo normal#tm#greg davies#sally phillips#<- such a correct person. my god.
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#i feel so represented by this lovely little stickman#it's the craziest things that give you gender envy when youre one of them nonbinaries
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most in-character shit from alex horne but it truly truly fills me with so much delight
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#“my wife operates one end of it. i receive...” “are you thinking what i'm thinking?” my mind is too damaged for this#alex horne#<- you never cease to amaze me with all your incredible weirdness. you weird weird man.
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Bowser and Luigi
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Solve the riddle task, but it's just Alex's reactions.
Taskmaster, Series 12, Episode 4
#him falling to the floor when desirée says “fuck me in the face” 😭#so so so silly#tm#alex horne#<- cootie patootie
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hysterectomy feels like it would clear up a lot of space for storage. if i get them to yank that sucker out can i put a beer fridge or maybe a ps2 in there
#would LOVE having a ps2 inside me ❗❗#like hell yeah lets play EyeToy™ on my TUMMY!!!#would need to install the camera too for that... fuck#could there be space like in my sternum? eyetoy camera inside my boooooones
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