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"in the future, boys and girls will be next to impossible to tell apart. even in bed."
-- david byrne
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rhod gilbert laughing at james acaster's rant
#ohhhh that smile in that first gif#hes so fucking beautiful my god#🥰🥰🥰#tm#rhod gilbert#<- your lovely squinty eyes will be the death of me
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Our favorite demagogue and his assistant trickster god lover.
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yup okay
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#i LOVE gregs naughty smiles#its such a specific smile#i love him sm#tm#greg davies#alex horne#<- you dirty dog you
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Taskmaster S09E04 - Quisps
#🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰#hes so pathetic that even katie whos so sweet and nice says that with no hesitation#love him#tm#alex horne#<- so cute whispering 🥰🥰🥰
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The ever present and overwhelming urge to make moomin versions of everything I have an interest in.
(If anyone wants to see more moomin versions of taskmaster contestants pls i would love to hear them)
#AHHHH!!!MOOMINGREG!! MOOMINGREG!! MOOMINGREG!!! HES SO FULL AND ROUND AND PERFECT!!!!#AND ALRX IS SO SO CUTE 😭😭😭 OH LORD#I NEED LITRES OF THESE INJECTED INTO MY VEINS U DONT GET ITTTT.#ourghhh rhod as a litte my-esque Creacher.... yeeeeees...........#THIS IS TOO GOOD!!!!#i am. obSESSED. with moomingreg's derisive stare#“god you're weird” indeed. raurghhrhh#and his cute little squinty eyed smiles!!!!#and the loopdeloop eyebrows!!!!!!#just. perfect. and i'd eat up more by the spoonful yum yum yum yum yum#tm
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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
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#gregs surprised smile i cant aahahhhhhhh#alex is such a fucking dork oh ny goddddddddd#tm#greg davies#alex horne#<- i wanna punt you and hold you. both at the same time. you are so cute
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I am currently obsessed by Alex's shorter hair at the sides in series 11... and the extra unbuttoned shirt. Greg's instructions were for Alex to drape himself on the throne in a way Alex considers sexy. Job done I'd say.
#HOT#omg theeee suggsygirl hi it's such an honor#BUT HE'S SO HOT#i love his frumpy longer hair too but. he looks so goooood and put together with it shorter 😋#like. he looks so HANDSOME in here.#i swear it's the eyebrows i looooove his eyebrows so much#tm#alex horne#<- SEXY MOTHERFUCKER!!!
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Greg Davies: And now how did you enjoy the Chinese tap torture? Alex Horne: No, it was horrible. Greg Davies: I could see you were genuinely distressed. I don't mind telling you, it gave me a weird happy feeling in my tummy.
Greg Davies, Alex Horne (series 09, episode 05: Another spoon) Make the most accurate and inventive egg timer.
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Well, when I woke up this morning I certainly didn't expect to be making a gif of Greg Davies twerking in Joe Wilkinson's face, but here we are 😂. Sophie is having quite an influence on Greg, could a slut drop be on the horizon?
#god sophie is so hot#that dress kills me#no offence to the man but#i dont know if the old joints could withstand a slut drop askjdfna#everything ive seen of joe wilkinson in this episode so far#he's been so delightfully uncomfortable ahsdhf#lovely
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girl we get it
#we rly DO get it#like damn......#what a fine fine specimen#greg daaaavies i wanna have your baaaabies#alex horne#greg davies#<- plis just lemme kiss ur habd. just Once. one little kiss to the back of your hand. no more thats all i ask for
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taskmaster contestants ask you things......... TWO (part one)
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