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Sometimes when I think about my childhood I get this feeling that’s like the emotional equivalent of my inner child showing me the family guy clip where he says Brian are we trash

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I said lemme go to the store where they check my id. Surely they don’t look at the actual date every time and won’t notice my recent birthday. Then I went to the store and everyone that looked said happy birthday and one we talked about it and I was like haha kill me now maybe instead although there was a battle within my brain about whether he was my type or not but I think I decided it’s a no for me on that.

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i am once again fucking up and humiliating myself

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LOVE learning someone is a christmas hater. Like yesss let’s be on the dark side together

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I’m bringing back twerp. TiredTwerp at your service bc that’s literally me.

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The little spongebobs that run my brain are getting real sick and tired of the one at the front that keeps saying that its so fucking over for us like can you just get your shit together for one second bro

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Oh man. It’s so over you guys can I just be done

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Mangione shot a man and got caught after ordering McDonald’s hashbrowns. Does this make him a hash-slinging slasher…..?

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— Nayyirah Waheed, Salt

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It’s so over it’s literally I’m talking about the year it’s over

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Was about to listen to a porn audio but the theme of long term friendship to lovers is too triggering and I can’t listen to it isn’t that so sad 💔

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Thinking about the kind stranger who replied to a comment I commented on a fanfic like ten years ago being ignorant and they explained how topping and bottoming can have the same dynamic as far as power and submission goes and at the time I was like ok whatever old head but looking back they were so right and that bias is still deep in my brain somewhere bc it’s still coming up

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Is there a cure for that’s not going to happen disease and don’t say making a trustworthy friend

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If I was a gorilla in a zoo I’d take a pumpkin or melon and impale it on a stick post like a decapitated head.

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— Traci Brimhall, Dear Eros