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Life may have its ups and downs but at least my enemies all have really bad tattoos
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NYT you sick fucks having books from the old testament as answers to your games
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Craft store A just shaded craft store B in my email inbox so hard I’m a little shaken
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I can’t wait to open grindr at the mcr concert it’s gonna be like that one video from the republican national convention
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I think I’m having mandela effect about the annoying orange coming out as gay and I don’t want to look it up because I want to believe it’s true
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The sexual tension between me and going to the mall I used to go to as a teenager all the time bro I wanna go to hot topic so bad today out of the blue
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Girl I saw this art this one time and it was link from zeldy in his knight garb getting railed by other bigger manlier knights and I think that was a significant event in my personal timeline of sexualizing mythical knights
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At least wizards are old dudes with fat tits and not school children now
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Love my grandparents.... on the phone just now my papa was dead serious like “i just think it’s so terrible to kick your child out for being gay . This is a union family and the ONLY thing i’d ever kick any of you out for is crossing a picket line.” okay working class hero!
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Feeling like I’ve aged a decade while physically appearing to have aged zero over the last five years from being inside all the time is so diabolical
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