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Have to post this favorite of mine

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Can we please just acknowledge the sheer absurdity the “Kuzon’s Parents” disguise scene:

Deadass Katara just stuffed her shirt with melons, did nothing else to even pretend that she was older than 14, Sokka put on what was probably an incredibly fake-looking beard and pulled the most shakespearean accent he could muster. 

They just saunter on in with their son who looks literally nothing like either of them, but also almost the exact same age. The headmaster probably just thinks “Fuck it. Okay. Benefit of the doubt. I’m not particularly well-versed in the ethnicities of the colonies maybe this is just normal. Adoption maybe? Good skin care?” 

And then when he asks their names, Sokka just comes out guns blazing with surnames- which is implied (but not confirmed) to be sort of nobility status. And not only is their cover story that they have surnames in the first place, but that their name is Fire. Wang Fire and Sapphire Fire. 

Can you imagine just being a Canadian school principal meeting a student’s parents for the first time and you just see these rogue teenagers showing up saying “Hello yes my name is Sir Jason Toronto and this is my wife Poutine.”

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whatever. go my scarab

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The job market is in shambles..

elf jobs

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FELT IS THE WARMEST PLACE TO HIDE

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FELT IS THE WARMEST PLACE TO HIDE

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dude.

[tired-momfriend]

Inadvisable tabletop RPG premise #137: a god has been killed and dismembered, their corpse scattered across the firmament, and when their various organs and members rained down like meteors, new life sprang forth where each struck the Earth; the player characters are the offspring of this genesis – the group comprising the former body of the same god – with specific playbooks for whatever body part each character formerly was: hand or eye, heart or spleen – and yes, even one for a player character who used to be the dick.

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this might be a hot take but i don't think character development should be locked behind romances in video games

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Hey did you know that you can’t escape fatphobia even after death? The article talks about how these donated bodies are used for first year anatomy students to study the body, and how the 'perfect' body for that should be 170-180 pounds.

[tired-momfriend]

Hey did you know that you can’t escape fatphobia even after death? The article talks about how these donated bodies are used for first year anatomy students to study the body, and how the 'perfect' body for that should be 170-180 pounds.

[tired-momfriend]

kick the football kevin. you have to get a running start. it won’t disappear as soon as you swing. kick it kevin.

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who wants to come over & have a fucked up buildings media night with me

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“I may be a lapsed Catholic but I’m a professional lapsed Catholic.

A prolapsed Catholic.”

-Flaw Peacock