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wizard tip of the day: buy locusts in bulk and release them just sort of wherever

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So JKR is anti asexual now to

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horrified to hear an NPC say this about the most wonderful animal of all time, miss pebbles herself

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*Telepathically projects my period cramps onto you.*

*OEHAHAHHHNNNGGGGG*

Damn wizards....

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Please call this recession the Trump Slump.

We need to put Trump's name on this.

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ok i just got this thought out of nowhere but blog divers (people who scroll through a blog and reblog things that were posted YEARS AGO) are actually a super important part of the tumblr ecosystem

With people going inactive and deactivating, a lot of classic tumblr posts and also missed gems get lost because those connections get broken. Even on my own blog I forget about posts I made until I see someone in my activity reblog one of them- which then inspires me to reblog it myself because it was a good post and I want my new followers to see

do not feel bad about diving through someone's blog and reblogging shit from years ago, it keeps dashboards alive

(and if anyone has a problem with that, they can just block you or they can delete the root post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, two things that have absolutely no effect on the grand scheme of our lives)

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there was a disney show called austin and ally that was about some dumb shit i dont even remember i think they were lifeguards who were also pop stars or something and the main girl (ally) had two love interest boys named austin and dallas and there was a bit where they were like sneaking into her diary to find out which one she liked more and she had written "theres nothing better than a boy named after a city in texas" and i still think thats an extremely funny bit. i think about it frequently. boys named after cities in texas. if you need a name for an incidental character in something you can just pick a city in texas there are plenty of them

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Literally

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In terms of science communication and space exploration advocacy, Elon Musk has sent us back into the fucking Stone Age.

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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know