When I talk to today’s kids, I feel like a sandbag. No I am not ‘The Ohio Rizzler’. Please let me eat my tortilla chips in peace.
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Ride wife. Life good. Wife fight back?! KILL WIFE.
Wife gone. Think about wife.
Regret.
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Sorry my hubby Shane, didn’t mean to scare you with my Gumby twisted body 🥰
and you know for damn sure they aint getting paid overtime for dragging you to the hospital either
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