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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

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what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭

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Every time a small child starts crying or having a tantrum in my vicinity and I catch the parents glancing at me I’ve started saying “me when…”.

Friend kept trying to tell his crying kindergartener to calm down and relax and the kid growled “I AM relaxed” while visibly tensing every muscle in his body and I was like “oh that’s me at work every day” and we had a chuckle.

Parents look to other adults like “shit are they mad? Do they think my kid is acting like a demon?” And this response is my attempt to say “no. I think your kid is just acting like a human being.”

I WISH I could fling myself on the ground and cry because I experienced a minor inconvenience.

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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

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franco colapinto va a lograr el milagro antes impensado de que el pueblo argentino hinche por un equipo francés

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uy están re zarpadas pero se escapan de mi presupuesto

what are some scenes in movies or tv shows with fire that you remember? i need references for my short film. the more dreamlike the better

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what are some scenes in movies or tv shows with fire that you remember? i need references for my short film. the more dreamlike the better

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pro tip para DMs que tengan que improvisar una campaña de D&D: robate la trama de alguna película que sepas que tus jugadores no hayan visto (o no se acuerden con detalle). insertá una mujer hot que se burle de ellos (bonus points si es no humana), un viejo wizard ridículo que los odie, y npcs que cumplan la función de ser el peor empleado burocrático que trabaja en afip impidiéndoles hacer un trámite. en tres horas incorporaron a la mujer a su religión, mataron al wizard a sangre fría y terminaron presos por evasión fiscal.

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nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

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Checking out social media when you are from the global south and dont like celebrity pop culture is being bomberded by posts that read exactly like:

"omg did you see that Tweedle Dee cheated on Pepper buu buu with Mississipi Ashley?"

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“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch

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i think “video games aren’t really the violent child-corrupting threat some parents worry they are” and “certain circles of gamer culture are incredibly toxic and can lead people down dangerous/hateful ideological rabbit holes” are ideas that can absolutely coexist

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criminales malandristicas

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