tinyforestowl

[tinyforestowl]

Chip the glasses and crack the plates! Blunt the knives and bend the forks! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates — Smash the bottles and burn the corks! Cut the cloth and tread on the fat! Pour all the milk on the pantry floor! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! Splash the wine on every door! Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl; Pound them up with a thumping pole; And when you’ve finished, if any are whole, Send them down the hall to roll! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates!

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You don't become a witch by getting initiated into some secret coven, you become a witch by being the weird kid who always wanted to make potions and research mythology, then refusing to ever let that aesthetic go.

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“fuck you my child is fine” ma’am your child was a pleasure to have in class

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WHAT IS UP GIRL YOU LOOK FORBODING AND MALICIOUS

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don’t understand stocks because i’m sexy but apparently the rich are suffering? keep up the good work and god bless

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princess treatment or gtfo

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From the bottom of my heart: im not sorry for anything i put on yalls dash, i am my own target audience and i find my taste immaculate but thank u for witnessing 💕

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Pikachu cat

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Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

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witches who support modern medicine 2k18

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This is a blessing post in hopes that good money comes your way.

Likes charge, reblogs cast.

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instead of being human can I be a kind forest spirit who just fulfills wanderers wishes

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I’m not a tit for tat person. Don’t care if it took you 5 hours to respond. Probably been busy. Texting you back right away cuz I’m available n I miss you.