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Heyy here is xjapter 4 pretty dialouge heavy :)

Chapter 4

Rick and Dick wake up sometime in the late afternune wrapped in weachother’s arms and covered in various sex goos.  As Rick woke up he was loathe to move, enjoying the soft warmth of his lover.  Reching under his pillow he pulled out a flask and took a swig.

Dick was awoken by Rick’s movement and seeing him gulping from the flask, reached out her hand waiting for the flask.  Rick passed it over as he leaned back on the pillow.  Dick drank until the flask was empty and then tossed it down on the floor, noting that given the state of the room it probably didn’t matter. 

“So like.. What your deal

“Deal

:Well you kept saying you new more than god while we were fucking, also there are like 20 robots in her

“The arent’ robot-not that you would understand that, Rick notices that he says that with less venom than he usually would.

“Okay whatever, but still like whats up with you

“Woah you are really slow on th uptake, like i said about a million times, I am a genius

“Bruh you literally just fucked me after watching me protest cheese sales at the whole food.  Most ppl that engage with me are not what you would call geniuses

“I am aslo self destructive.

Dick smiles, I can get that

They lapse into a comfortable silence for a time.  Eventually Dick says you know, its never really been about the priocinples of the chees

“Yeah I got that when you could nt even give me a clear explanation of what you were protesting

“Shut the fuck ups asshole Dick says but he laughs through it, playfully hitting his chest.

Morty makes an abrupt appearance “Hey Rick I.. but he cuts off upon seeing his grandfather’s naked glory. “Oh Geeze and hides in a corner

Dick sighs, eh its whatever I better get going anyway

“You got a ride home?

“Eh I am not far from my house, I can walk

“Alright.. This… this was fun though right

“Yeah totally, we should hook up again soon.

Dick goes home after exchanging numbers with Rick and making awkward conversation with Jerry as she was walking out of the house.  No one was particularly surprised by Rick’s general sluttiness, but usually he did it outside of the house, so the general vibe was pretty awkward.

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Wrote 2 chappters 2day--enjoyuy

Chapter 2

Dick was forced to leave the whole foods after the incident. Rick watched with mild amusement. Hhahaha.

He checks out his sundries and walks into the parkinglot. IN a not so surprising turn of event Dick is outside with a sign made out odf reversible sequins on a plastic trash bag. The sign reads “no cheese please”

Rick is finally at hios limit with the seemingly endless array of mysteries and nonsense coming from this woman. He meanfder cover to ehr with an apple (this is a reference to edward cullen)

Currently she is harassing the patrons of whole foods, many of whom see her shaking the sign with the force necessary to give a newborn baby bad brain disease and just go home.

Rick is unfazed by this behavior and bites into his apple while he stands a few feet away watching. When Dick realizes that she is under scrutiny she turns and asks “Are you a member of the cause”

Rick is an asshole, and say “I am too smart to beleive in causes. What the fuck is even your deal with the cheese?”

“Fuck you, the cheese cause is of great importance, and aaonly self entitled losers do not care about the well being of society and the laws regarding selling cheese”

“Listen, I have been around infinite universes and it doesn;t matter what the cheese laws are, because there a literally millions of universes where cheese laws are whatever you want

“Bruh, are you dense? Literally the fact that elsewhere things are gucci is meaningless, we are here and now, that is what matter, so yeah buddy the cheese laws matter here”

“Fuck you you just don’t understand how vast the fucking universe is, so youy can get all wrapped up in this trivial bullshit, but me, I can’t do that because I am too goddamn smart and have experienced things

“Bruhg you are so fucking boring, but low key I am about your arrogance. You wanna fuck?

Rick thinks the offer over and ultimately decides he has nothing better to do.

Chapter 3 they fuck

Rick and Dick were suprisingly compatible in the bedroom. They bioth were very open to experiemnetation and enjoyed a certain level of mischievous goofness in the bedroom,

We open this scene on hour 6 of their love making.

They are both somewhat worn out but have developed a certain level of camaraderie amongst the hours spend in the wonderland of eachothers bodies.

As they mutually climax while fucking on a robot bycylccle Rick is faaced with the realization that while he cannot keep fucking indefinately, he would like to spend more time with Dick, bioth inside and outsode of the bedroom.

He rests his head against her shoulder as he contemplates his new found attachment. While Rick prides himself on his lack of affection vocally, it is a bit of a sore spot that he is actually very needing of love., Rip Diane.

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In this story we will follow the coupling of Rick Sanchez and Dick Sancheza. Dick Sancheza had always been insequre about her name, because it was clearly a boys name. Rest in Peace Ig, but now she is over that.

One day Dick was at her local whole foods stealing free samples of cheese because she did not feel it was ethical to eat cheese that had been paid for. She had explained her views in detail to the manager, but they were having none of it. Whole Foods was the only store she could convince\nce her brother to drive to, so even though she was kicked out of the whole foods, she kept sneaking in and stealing the cheese while wearing various types of mushrooms as mustaches.

Enter Rick, he is unaccompanied by morty. He is alone and he feels it in his soul, a gapine\g emptiness which he fills with arrogance, shennangams, and addiction. He has entered this whole foods, not knowing what he is there for, but knowing he craves something.

The food bored him, he had had the uiniverses most intriguing delight, and these meager options of the whole foods. He mewanders through the aisles throwing random shit in his cart h\when he feels an impulse. As he wonder\s through the produce section he sees a women in her mid 30’s sorting intensely through the mushrooms.

Rick stays vigilant as he wonders if this may actually be a murderous alien. After a moment of observation with his robot eyes he decides she is not a threat to him, though she may be an alien.

Rick stares at the apples sullenly begrudge\ing that they don’t taste like alcohol.

From his peripheral he sees that the lady is now pulling out a mushroom and c\slicing it in the store with a hatchet.

Rick becomes equal parts aroused and irritated, these days it seems that the irritation always comes with his arousal

=once they are sweet in eachother he will notice he can feel aroused without irritation

Rick watches as the woman applies the crudely cut mushroom to her he upper lip and approached the chees boi with feigned nonchalance. For his part the cheese boi seems exhausted but unlikely to put up a fight.

“Why hello there chees boi, what a strapping young lad you are. Did you create these cheese delicacies on you own”

“You know very well I didn’;t”

“OPh my I didnt mean to offend, I just wanted to remark on your quality cheese”

Cheeseboi sighs but doesnt respond otherwise

Dick take sthis as her chance and pounces shoving cheese into her chees hole with the speed of a fool who does not know when they will puke.

Rick however sees the inevitable end of this story

He sme\irks in wry amusement, puke is funny.

After Dick pukes, cheeseboi is mad and sends her away with the treat of a manager

Dick is sad, but knows that id cheeseboi will not begrudgingly help her all is lost and she must wait in the parking lot for her brother to get out of work and take her home. Her brother is cheesboi.

[tinycreaturetalkingshit]

In this story we will follow the coupling of Rick Sanchez and Dick Sancheza. Dick Sancheza had always been insequre about her name, because it was clearly a boys name. Rest in Peace Ig, but now she is over that.

One day Dick was at her local whole foods stealing free samples of cheese because she did not feel it was ethical to eat cheese that had been paid for. She had explained her views in detail to the manager, but they were having none of it. Whole Foods was the only store she could convince\nce her brother to drive to, so even though she was kicked out of the whole foods, she kept sneaking in and stealing the cheese while wearing various types of mushrooms as mustaches.

Enter Rick, he is unaccompanied by morty. He is alone and he feels it in his soul, a gapine\g emptiness which he fills with arrogance, shennangams, and addiction. He has entered this whole foods, not knowing what he is there for, but knowing he craves something.

The food bored him, he had had the uiniverses most intriguing delight, and these meager options of the whole foods. He mewanders through the aisles throwing random shit in his cart h\when he feels an impulse. As he wonder\s through the produce section he sees a women in her mid 30’s sorting intensely through the mushrooms.

Rick stays vigilant as he wonders if this may actually be a murderous alien. After a moment of observation with his robot eyes he decides she is not a threat to him, though she may be an alien.

Rick stares at the apples sullenly begrudge\ing that they don’t taste like alcohol.

From his peripheral he sees that the lady is now pulling out a mushroom and c\slicing it in the store with a hatchet.

Rick becomes equal parts aroused and irritated, these days it seems that the irritation always comes with his arousal

=once they are sweet in eachother he will notice he can feel aroused without irritation

Rick watches as the woman applies the crudely cut mushroom to her he upper lip and approached the chees boi with feigned nonchalance. For his part the cheese boi seems exhausted but unlikely to put up a fight.

“Why hello there chees boi, what a strapping young lad you are. Did you create these cheese delicacies on you own”

“You know very well I didn’;t”

“OPh my I didnt mean to offend, I just wanted to remark on your quality cheese”

Cheeseboi sighs but doesnt respond otherwise

Dick take sthis as her chance and pounces shoving cheese into her chees hole with the speed of a fool who does not know when they will puke.

Rick however sees the inevitable end of this story

He sme\irks in wry amusement, puke is funny.

After Dick pukes, cheeseboi is mad and sends her away with the treat of a manager

Dick is sad, but knows that id cheeseboi will not begrudgingly help her all is lost and she must wait in the parking lot for her brother to get out of work and take her home. Her brother is cheesboi.