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a fated pair of star-crossed bunnies 🩷🐇

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pikemen

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What do they put in hold music that makes it so patronizing & mocking under the guise of a chipper little jaunt. and it’s always only a 30 second loop. I’ve been on hold for an hour. I am slowly being driven to madness. my train of thought will have turned to soup by the time the phone operator picks up

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Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy

That's how things are these days

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wallace and gromit arrive at the baftas

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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

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pickup artists have it all wrong all I have to do to successfully flirt with women is send this gif and say "me if u were a big mac" works every time

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Just a quick note from your friendly neighborhood bookworm/indie author

if you use kindle for the majority of your library, they will be shutting down the function that allows you to download your files and transfer them via USB on the 26th of February. Which doesn't sound like a huge deal, but this also means that if a book is taken off Amazon for any reason—like it being banned—they can scrape it off your kindle as well. So maybe backup your library?

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does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

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ive been trying to lock in for like 12 weeks now

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Wow they really just called it the Switch 2 huh

This may be the least creative Nintendo has ever been with naming a console. This is not their MO

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sopping wet dungeon creature doodles. Behold

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yurimaxxing 😭

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happy falin-tines