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leave your laundry on the floor for them

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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

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if you have an android phone get newpipe

thank me later.

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TIL that Portugal did a radical experiment against addiction by decriminalizing all drugs and used the anti-drug budget on job programs and services to connect addicted people with their community. 10 years later drug deaths fell by 80% and heroin addiction by 50%.

via ift.tt

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what if i told you there was somewhere you could go where a very smart woman would speak to you kindly and gently while forcing your mouth open to explore around while lightly torturing you, and maybe make you bleed a little if you've been bad~ then what if I told you this place is real and costs lots of money and sucks so bad and is called the dentist

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when my boss found out that I’m bi he said “I knew it had to be something, you knew way too much about art and shit” and I was like “do you think straight people can’t know things about art?” and he was just like “yeah.” 

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hey. do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitches

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welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

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adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

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i know that a:tla did an excellent job with coming up with new critters that were just two animals put together, but like, i gotta give credit to whoever designed the deer-foxes on hilda:

peak creature design

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I'd like to formally thank the people of the UK and Ireland today for their rhyming prowess and forcing the Royal Mint to turn off replies to this tweet in RECORD time lmfao

And last but not least, the pièce de resistance that inspired about 90% of the hidden replies:

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