tinyblonderocketwoman

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My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

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The main difference between the weather being uncomfortably cold, and the weather being uncomfortably hot, is that the things you can do in the cold to warm yourself up (hot food/beverage, blankets, cuddles, nice clothes like sweaters, thick scarves and snazzy jackets, getting exercise) are very pleasant and very effective, and the things you can do in the heat to cool yourself down don't do shit.

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fandom spaces were better when the media creators didn't know we existed and we didn't want them to find out.

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Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students

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sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

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companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

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😭 is the best emoji it can be ironic it can be sincere it can be laughter it can be sobbing it’s literally the whole spectrum of human emotion

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dogs deserve to live forever

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does anyone have the foggiest

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I love the word “innit” british people cooked with that one

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[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

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If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

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Do you ever interact with someone and you realize “this person has never had to consider or think about what their place in the world is, and why they believe certain things or act certain ways, this person has never considered society at length” and it’s just terrifying

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whoever writes the nyt connections categories is experiencing joan of arc type visions & hallucinations