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as a Certified Germaphobe i really think the west should really adopt the trend of wearing face masks when they’re sick tbh

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you know what? fuck it (unproblematics your fave)

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This is mostly just be flexing that I've gotten better at art

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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Palpatine’s Journey

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Steampunk Village people! Awesome!

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Hey there are Warrior cats with birds as the first part of their names, right? Aren’t there cats named things like Hawkfrost and Dovewing? And the second half of the name can be just about anything found in nature, right? This is a time-sensitive question—

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Frankenstein’s Monster literally got the exact opposite of what I like to call “The Fandom treatment.” Instead of having a horrifying and/or not-normally attractive and inhuman creature being turned into a beautiful and/or sexy human by fans, a considerably attractive and goth prince who was pretty much MADE of human has been turned into a slobbering, grotesque, and ugly monster by the media 

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when I click a dialogue option I don’t actually agree with to get support points

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who did it??? who fucked palpatine????

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the true source of the cullen fortune is emmett selling duct tape wallets

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i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

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They’re both,,, 12 years old.

Man of Steel #3

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In today’s modern society, Riddler would be the EASIEST of Batman’s villains to rehabilitate 

All you have to do? Give him a job designing/running an Escape Room facility

It’s perfect for him. A non-violent outlet for feeding his need to flex how intelligent he is, he still gets to create his elaborate puzzles and riddles, and people will willingly PAY HIM to lock them up in a room where he can mess with them for an hour or so

Someone get Bruce Wayne on the phone I have an idea for a thing he should invest in