tinyalcoholicwitch

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Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.

It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.

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eating him

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my stupid son. be nice to him

☹️☹️ idk if this looks go.,o dFF[gnome runs past] what the fuck did you guys see that

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I wanted to get a photo of her sniffing the flower...Tuna had other ideas

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Real

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i'm bisexual because i'm attracted to both flesh and machinery

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news is looking pretty good lately

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Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio

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been happening a lot lately im sure its fine

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Not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (drift compatible)

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Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

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Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since