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i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.

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Sleepy odysseus/penelope i kinda gave up on

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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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you know its bad for you when you start coming up with aus for your own ocs

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btw.

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"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

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reading pliny the elder is incredible for a variety of reasons but i particularly love when he connects his bizarre natural observations to roman history. did you guys know that pompey died because people were so upset about his treatment of elephants in the arena that they cursed him to death? well now you do. thanks pliny

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On this day

A Savior was Born

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Every time I see someone interpret the line from the Crane Wives’ “The Moon Will Sing,” “The moon will sing a song for me/I loved you like the sun” as romantic, IGNORING THE FOLLOWING LINES “Bore the shadow that you made with no light of my own/I shine only with the light you gave me” which makes it very clear that the relationship in question is unhealthy, I get irrationally angry.

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me whenever an ancient text addresses posterity:

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i pretty much cannot overstate how little interest i have in "the ~REAL~ geography" of any epic. "ooh the island of aeaea is REALLY meant to be--" no it's meant to be aeaea, idiot. it says so right there

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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.

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major traffic incident