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Hogwarts Houses for Gay Rights

Pride Month - June 2017

Please reblog if you use! Thanks!

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... anyway aces are wonderful and deserve to be in LGBTA spaces.

reblog to piss off an aphobe

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I just want to personally thank everyone who supports aro/ace because seeing all of you who do, it fills me with joy. So if you do support aro/ace people please reblog this so I can thank you

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Someone: So, what do you like? B-

Me: Pizza! And fruit smoothies. Cats are amazing. Horses too. And bagpipes are my favorite instrument. Oh, and I really want this-

Someone: I meant people. Who do you love?

Me: Oh. I love my friends of course.

Someone: That’s still not what I’m talking about. Who do you want to be with?

Me: With my friends? 

Someone: On a date?

Me: I’ll hang out with my friends on any date. I’d give them lots of hugs, tell them they look great, because they always do. And I’d love to have a sleepover sometime. We can stay up talking or watching movies, and then hopefully not having to fight over the blankets in our sleep. And in the morning someone can make breakfast.

Someone: That’s the stuff you do when you’re in a relationship with someone, not with friends.

My aroace ass: Friendships are relationships! No kind of relationship is more important than any other!

Someone: *sigh* I really just wanted to know if you like boys or girls.

Me: You forgot the non-binary people. Also, I like pizza.

Someone: But-

Me: P. I. Z. Z. A.

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What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

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Muggleborn Hufflepuff: Knock knock!

Pureblood Ravenclaw: Come in!

Hufflepuff: You're supposed to say 'who's there?'

Ravenclaw: But why would I? I can already see it's you. What are you knocking on anyway, there's nothing in front of y-

Hufflepuff: Okay, forget it.

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Hufflepuff: AWWW THIS NIFFLER IS SO-

Ravenclaw: Cute?

Hufflepuff: Yeah, how'd you know?

Ravenclaw: You call everything cute. In your sleep, you called Slytherin cute.

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Newt: I made this case so all my animals could live in a welcoming environment for them!

Ravenclaw: Wow this is some advanced magic, how did you do it? Did it take a while?

Newt: No it didn't take very long.

Ravenclaw: And everything is segmented into different weather for each species with enough space for them to roam if need be. That's amazing. Could you show me how you did it?

Newt: *shrugs* The animals needed it.

Ravenclaw: Right, but the magic you used...

Newt: *slight pause* The animals needed it.

Ravenclaw: Right, but it must have been difficult.

Newt: The animals-

Ravenclaw: Nevermind.

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Good Morning!

Hufflepuff: *has been awake since 6 am* la la la, what a beautiful day!

Ravenclaw: *still asleep*

Slytherin: *comes downstairs to hufflepuff* What is that infernal sou- oh hey hufflepuff! Do you know where gryffindor is?

Hufflepuff: Nope!

Hufflepuff: Do you want pancakes? I dyed them black, like you say your soul is!

Slytherin: ...

Slytherin: yes.

Ravenclaw: *Still asleep*

Gryffindor: *bursts in through the door* I SMELL PANCAKES

Ravenclaw: *snores*

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The best of Tumblr: Harry Potter, part 3

part 1, part 2

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Pureblood Gryffindor: Sometimes I think you muggle borns really are at a disadvantage. You have a lot more information to catch up on.

Muggle born Ravenclaw: You can't even make a phone call. How much math do you know? Do you even know what a pen is?

Pureblood Gryffindor:...I'm sorry.

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💚 Shoutout to Native American aces and aros 💚

💚 You are amazing 💚

💚 You are loved and appreciated 💚

💚 You deserve to be happy 💚

💚 You are beautiful and wonderful inside and out 💚

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Rating:ExplicitArchive Warning:Creator Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsCategory:M/MFandom:Harry Potter - J. K. RowlingRelationships:Draco Malfoy/Harry PotterHermione Granger/Ron WeasleyCharacters:Draco MalfoyHarry PotterHermione GrangerRon WeasleyPansy ParkinsonBlaise ZabiniThe WeasleysThe MalfoysAdditional Tags:Spells & EnchantmentsWandsApologiesHomophobiaHogwartsHogwarts Eighth YearGryffindorSlytherinRavenclawHufflepuffRacismEnemies to Friends to LoversEnemies to LoversFamilyfriends - FreeformSelf-HarmAccidental Self-HarmForced RelationshipSecret RelationshipLanguage:EnglishStats:Published:2017-01-26Updated:2017-04-12Words:9471Chapters:5/?Comments:5Kudos:49Bookmarks:7Hits:743 It Is My Life HeroRodrigues Summary: Post-Voldemort, in eighth-year, Draco has been given the opportunity to retake his exams. It's an honor he doesn't believe he deserves but, after a brief 'discussion' with his father, he willingly takes it. He's meet with scorn and hatred, unsurprising to him, but is determined to brave through it. If not for himself, he will excel, for his family. That was, in till Harry Potter also came back for eighth-year.

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BUT GUYS-

hp headcanon where a muggleborn hufflepuff sings “is this the real life? is this just fantasy?” under their breath because the song’s been stuck in their head for days, and then another muggleborn from across the table hears it and sings “caught in a landslide, no escape from reality” a little louder. now more than five muggleborn hufflepuffs turns their head to them and then they grin and sing “open your eyes, look up to the skies and seeeee”, their voices gradually getting louder, so now their whole table are listening and wondering wtf is going on. and on the ravenclaw table, a muggleborn hears them and then suddenly sings “i’m just a poor boy” a little too loud, causing heads to turn. but their muggleborn best friend beside them saves them and continues “i need no sympathy” just as loud, attracting more muggleborns. and then the hufflepuff + ravenclaw muggleborns all sing “because i’m easy come, easy go”, now catching everyone’s attention, even the professors and dumbledore himself. then enter the muggleborn gryffindors catching up to what the hell is going on and a 6th year gryffindor suddenly sings “little high, little low” and then hufflepuff + ravenclaw + gryffindor muggleborns are singing “anyway the wind blows, doesn’t really matter to me, to meeeeee” and then their voices grew louder when it came to the “mama, just killed a man” part and basically every muggleborn is singing along but then a confused slytherin shouts “what the bloody hell is going on?” since no one in their table seems to get what the actual fuck is going on (well, at least the purebloods didn’t). they stop singing, and a group of muggleborns in the gryffindor table were the last ones to realize that they were the only people left singing, so they stop too. there was a very awkward silence for a minute, someone mutters something along the lines of “we were singing a muggle song”. every muggleborn who was just singing two minutes ago frowned, suddenly feeling bummed that all fun was ended.

but wait- a muggleborn slytherin saves the day.

quietly singing “put a gun against his head,” paused, and then sang “pulled my trigger, now he’s dead” louder. because of the silence everyone heard the 3rd year slytherin  perfectly. so now they were singing again.  “mama, life had just begun, but now I’ve gone and thrown it all away” sings the ravenclaw + hufflepuff + gryffindor kids. the part “mama, oooooooh” got every muggleborn singing, yes, even the hesitant slytherins.

and a ravenclaw kid charms a wall to show the lyrics. at first every pureblood’s like “oh come one wtf is this shit again” but then they realize that these were the lyrics so a few purebloods from each house join the singing and then in front you see dumbledore and mcgonagall swaying/dancing and hagrid and the others humming with the kids, all of them not being able to stop their smiles. and now everybody’s belting the lyrics (even purebloods) and the muggleborns are just having the time of their life, headbanging along while they all sing.

JUST IMAGINE

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726. There was one muggleborn in Hufflepuff that developed a strange habit of snatching food from the hands of Gryffindor students. When they were finally confronted about this behavior they simply said "Honey badgers have been known to steal food from lions. Honey badger doesn't give a shit it just takes what it wants." They then proceeded to snatch a pastry from the hand of a prefect and walk away.

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