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That Really Butters My Eggroll
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Ashlin, 20. My Twitter is @YouTriedSweetie, my snapchat is smallfluffy hmu. Proud snake mother. Pansexual who works at Panera✌🏻️😚
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I looked up a/b/o on Wattpad (don’t look it up if you aren’t already familiar with it, for your own sanity) because I’ve seen some Tik Tok’s making fun of it on my FYP recently and I just want to know....why are SO MANY of them involving One Direction????
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i painted………………. a boy.
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Vampire and werewolf dating
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clean and clear commercial
white/lightskin/racially ambiguous girl: i had a pimple one time and i was ugly and dying and everyone spit on me and i was exiled from society but then i used clean and clear and now i am a healed and whole person with jesus in my heart
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It’s that time of year again
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this is cuter than me
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pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 
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when you get home and got the next day off
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Reblog this if you’re pro-receiving a brown paper package containing one (1) handwritten love letter, a small jar of strawberry jam from the farmers market, and a smattering of pressed flowers.
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im cryingg thank y mr henson
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The only acceptable icing is buttercream. Whipped icing is a cowards choice and fondant people are demons and gotta meet me in the street for their poor life choices that led them to accept Play-Doh as acceptable cake decoration
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a tiny old woman came into the deli and ordered a “wonderful turkey sandwich” and when asked what she wanted on the sandwich other than turkey she said “all of your most wonderful toppings”
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