tiny-gay-kyle

[tiny-gay-kyle]

Chan: Sometimes I scold myself.

Minho: Sometimes I grumble to myself.

Changbin: Sometimes I hype up myself.

Hyunjin: Sometimes I rant to myself.

Han: Sometimes I sing to myself.

Felix: Sometimes I giggle to myself.

Seungmin: Sometimes I talk to myself.

*all of them turn to Innie*

Jeongin: No, this isn’t a WE thing—this is a mentally ill thing

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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.17]

Jeongin: :(

Minho: I’ll kill you.

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I.N: I make all my men wait..

Seungmin: It’s true. He has a little room with magazines and an aquarium.

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Jeongin: I hate when people curse

Minho: Oh shit really

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CHANGBIN: Do you take constructive criticism?

IN: I only take cash or credit?

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seungmin: damn, the power went out.

jeongin: don’t worry, i got this.

jeongin: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

seungmin: what—

jeongin: i swallowed a glow stick!

seungmin, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU—

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*The Squad is on a hike*

seungmin: It’s beautiful out here.

jeongin: And quiet.

felix: Too quiet.

jeongin: Did we lose someone?

*cut to changbin with a bear in a headlock*

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Jisung: hey Jeongin, I think I got your lunch, this note doesn’t sound right

Jisung: ‘I’m very proud of you. love, Chan’

Jeongin: I was wondering why mine said ‘be good. for the love of god, please be good’

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Bang Chan, proudly: I slept.

Jeongin: Is that so much of a rare thing that you have to say it?

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Jeongin, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true, WHOEVER IS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

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Jeongin, over the phone: Chan

Chan: yeah?

Jeongin: hypothetically-

Chan: I'm on my way

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Jeongin: Pass me the mic?

Minho: Ah, use your big boy voice!

Jeongin: Pass me the fucking mic right now bitch

Seungmin, shedding a tear: He’s all grown up *sob*

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Minho: *hands Jeongin a lighter*

Minho: Here. Do a Crime.

Jeongin: YIPPEE!!!!

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Jeongin: I'm big and strong, stop treating me like a child!

Minho: Okay, you're doing your own laundry and meals from now on

Jeongin:

Jeongin: On second thought, aren't I just the cutest baby bread?

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jeongin: hyung, whats nostalgia?

felix: it’s when you miss something that’s really old

[ 20 minutes later ]

chan: i’m home!

hyunjin: welcome back, we missed you!

jeongin: *whispers* nostalgia

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chan, scolding jeongin and seungmin: why are you two so chaotic? when I was your age I was well behaved! I was calm! I didn’t bite strangers!

jeongin: you had things we didn’t when you were our age.

chan: like what?!

seungmin: dinosaurs

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Jeongin: You love me, right, channie hyung?

Chan: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.