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you know this fucking tune

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killing eve 3x08 // eurydice by sarah ruhl

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soooo, new baby huh? owo

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fruity won the singing competition fair and square and i want fluffy and clairabelle anne to h*ld h*nds #rauiríiscancelledparty2019

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huilfbsdihfkjG THEY DISCOVERED AMELIA EARHART’S BONES ON INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY WHAT THE THIS IS A PERFECT COINCIDENCE 

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my GLOW s3 favorites!

literally everything about sam and justine’s relationship

sam and ruth! sam and ruth! sam and ruth!!!!! when they kissed in the bar i was on the FLOOR

arthie coming to terms with her sexuality and that adorable rainbow headband (and playboy....)

arthie and yolanda in the salon

i love ruth and sam (clearly) but ruth and debbie this season had some CHEMISTRY

speaking of: sam walking in on ruth shirtless in a showgirl headpiece

literally everything about the freaky tuesday match.

bash...oh bash... holy fuck we all saw it coming but i was still not prepared

bash talking to debbie abt his experience... oh man

go sheila!!

bobby and sheila, bobby and debbie, bobby and.. everyone

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Taylor singing very clearly “HER midnights” at the TIME 100 gala

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bruh was anyone else waiting for lexi to make a move on rue? when’s she coming out

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no one:

absolutely no one:

not a single soul:

faustus blackwood:

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Sandra Oh & Andy Samberg Monologue (x)

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the prison debbie ocean leaves in the beginning of ocean’s 8 is litchfield from oitnb and i for one choose to believe that’s intentional lesbian symbolism

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mutuals your silence on corduroy the bear is deafening no i’m not kidding

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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i love the bold type i really do but did they have to name him dick hunter?

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Since @commanderoswald asked I decided to do a thing and figure out how big ADC’s hands are:

Okay here’s the picture I used in its all unedited Getty Images glory. I used this picture cause you can clearly see her hand is as straight as a white boy wearing basketball shorts and adidas flip flops in the snow. Also it has a standard size mug in it.

Let’s first draw some guides so we can see everything better. Nice. 

And now let’s copy the mug and superimpose it against her finger and as you can see here they’re the same size. So how tall is a standard size mug you ask? I measured the standard size mugs I own in my home and they’re about 3.75 inches tall. ADC’s middle finger is 3.75 inches long or 9.5 cm.

Okay but like obviously we want to know how big her actual hands are right? So here’s the mug superimposed next to her hand without her fingers. 

It’s a little bigger than her hand size and after measuring it’s actually 87.5% as tall as the mug which makes it 3.28 inches tall. Add this to her finger size (3.75 inches) and you get her hand length total which is 7.03 inches or 17.85 centimeters. For reference, the average woman’s hand size is only 6.77 inches or 17.2 centimeters long.

CONCLUSION: ADC’s hands are 0.26 inches bigger or 4% bigger than the average woman’s hands and her fingers literally make up 53% of her entire hand. They’re the equivalent of shoving a standard size mug up your vagina.